Wrong test answers

[Shmi]

Well, I found myself taking a midterm last week, and faced a question I should have known, but didn't. So instead of leaving it blank, I figured I'd attempt some humor and put something funny down. The question was:

What are the 4 noble truths of Buddhism?

So, not knowing, I wrote down:

1. Fear is the path to the dark side.
2. Fear leads to anger.
3. Anger leads to hate.
4. Hate leads to suffering.

I haven't gotten that test back, so I can't say if I got partial credit or not.

What about you guys? ever written something funny/insane down like that?

[DougofTheAbaci]

Hmm... best I can come up with is my World History final he asked a question about what lead to the downfall of the Germans in the second world war, I put a very long answer listing all a great many of their biggest strategic and tactical as well as political mistakes but I didn't mention a specific one, which currently slips my mind, plus I contradicted the book the entire time. I got a 99% because of it from my teacher because he said I was being a "Know-It-All again"...

Bastard...

I like your's better.

[unit69]

my friend didn't study for a math test so he put

y=x(pie)^2+satan


explain?


satan likes pie

[SeldomlyFree]

Oh, that is so great.
I have a habit of just writting down crap when I don't know the answers, hoping maybe I accidentally put the right answer somewhere in my ramble. But I don't have a specific question.

[Ice]

I took the Math B exam in...2002? 2003? Whatever.

That was the exam only 25% of the people who took it passed...

Anyways, I was going through this exam and getting more and more pissed because of all the things that were on it that my teacher had sworn were not going to be there. I finally finish, and take it up. She flips through it and says "You need to explain your work for this problem."

It was a problem about a dartboard and probability; we never were taught it and I just wrote down scribble. So what I finally explained was a two page paper about how my math teacher was a giant cunt and how she deserved to die.


This test came a day after she told me I had failed the fourth quarter of trig. Bitch.


(Best part is the major I'm in doesn't have math or science as required classes, meaning the last math class I ever had to take was in high school. Suck on that!)

[unit69]

my teacher gives us credit for wrighting crap

she says we make an effort

[DougofTheAbaci]

(Best part is the major I'm in doesn't have math or science as required classes, meaning the last math class I ever had to take was in high school. Suck on that!)

Best part about studying at my Uni is that my only class is my studio class. That, my American bound friends, is it. Nothing else. At all.

[Shmi]

It was a problem about a dartboard and probability; we never were taught it and I just wrote down scribble. So what I finally explained was a two page paper about how my math teacher was a giant cunt and how she deserved to die.


This test came a day after she told me I had failed the fourth quarter of trig. Bitch.

youre my new hero.

[Ice]

(Best part is the major I'm in doesn't have math or science as required classes, meaning the last math class I ever had to take was in high school. Suck on that!)

Best part about studying at my Uni is that my only class is my studio class. That, my American bound friends, is it. Nothing else. At all.

Wow goodie for you e-penis +1 thnxforpostingontopickthnxbai.

[Phoenix88]

Dude, I have found that with a Bach of Business... you don't even need to do the final exam. If you rock up to the tutorials... thats 10%, do 5 multiple choice questions in each... thats another 10%, do the mid exam and assignment (which is a revision of high school) thats 40%. As we say here, '3 gets you a degree' 

[nikita]

On an algebra test, my friend was given the question "find x", so being that he didn't know where it was, he circled the X on the paper, and wrote "Here it is."

[JamesDelgado]

Whenever I can't answer a short answer question in Science, I bullshit about how it's against my religious principles, and the teachers counts that question out, even if it's half the exam. I just get graded on the rest. I love going to a catholic fearing school.

[Darkshine]

On an algebra test, my friend was given the question "find x", so being that he didn't know where it was, he circled the X on the paper, and wrote "Here it is."

lmfao that's great. I never really come up with something witty like that, just wrote a bunch of BS and usually I still got credit for.

Well, I found myself taking a midterm last week, and faced a question I should have known, but didn't. So instead of leaving it blank, I figured I'd attempt some humor and put something funny down. The question was:

What are the 4 noble truths of Buddhism?

So, not knowing, I wrote down:

1. Fear is the path to the dark side.
2. Fear leads to anger.
3. Anger leads to hate.
4. Hate leads to suffering.

I haven't gotten that test back, so I can't say if I got partial credit or not.

What about you guys? ever written something funny/insane down like that?

I just took a midterm that included that..too bad I already forgot them..at least their names..wait..I remember..Dukkha? is that it? gah I need sleep

[nikita]

On an algebra test, my friend was given the question "find x", so being that he didn't know where it was, he circled the X on the paper, and wrote "Here it is."

lmfao that's great. I never really come up with something witty like that, just wrote a bunch of BS and usually I still got credit for.

Yeah, that's what I do in math usually.

History though I can creatively bullshit.

For example, I took a test on Japan back when I was a freshmen, and I already knew the whole unit in and out before the teacher taught it, so in an essay I had to write I had to discuss the effects that the region they lived in had affected the Japanese people. I put down "I asked a guy, and he said that living in so many fucking mountian ranges obviously had driven them all insane. That's how the kamikaze's were born >.>"

I got full credit after my teacher stopped laughing.

Same teacher, two years later, on a vocab test in American History, for the definition "A person who hates those not of their kind, or any kind of foreigner" I put down the name of this kid I know who is Israel's answer to Hamas (except for the fact that he's not Israeli, he's just jewish)...somehow everything he talks about relates to Judaism, and how Jews are obviously superior and all that.

So me and a few guys put his name, and our teacher says to my entire class "Just to tell the class, if you wrote down [kids name], you get an extra two points on your exam."

[DougofTheAbaci]

I like your teacher, why couldn't my history teacher be like that?