The Mah Buddehs Chronicles

hello folks, here's a little tale i've been working on for quite some time. Here's the very first episode of a long series i've worked on over the last two years. It's written in a different style then most are used too i guess (that's atleast what i've been told by others, i dont know you guys from adam so it might not really make much sense for me to say that anyway heh heh).

Null...

As you'll notice, names are obviously obscure as well as character descriptions, it's a personal style i chose which forces you the reader to use your full imagination eh. Nothing more else to explain cause hey, they'll just look like excuses ha ha. Hope you enjoy.

Mah Buddehs Chronicles:
The Hunt for Nak
By TgjanLee
Episode 1: Chaos

It has been one year since the organization known as the Mah Buddehs, Mah Buds for short, was founded. The Mah Buddehs was a group founded by runaway rejects seeking shelter from their previous oppressive organization, the NK. A girl named Nak and her boyfriend Gamegeezer created Mah Buddehs after they were expelled from the NK. As word got out about the growing resistance, humans and demons alike fled to the Mah Buds. As more and more characters with exceptional talents came forth, Mah Buds began to build its strength. It was decided that this was not only a safe haven for the rejected, but also an alliance against the oppressive. Nak and Geez rallied the troops and they began the resistance.

Characters of all sorts stepped forward, some slightly less normal than the others. They decided not only to use their talents to fight the NK, but to protect and inspire mankind. The NK finally took this as personal insult and all out war began. The leaders of the NK took Nak hostage. Suspecting obedience from their hostage and her organization, they were shocked to find their head quarters raided by our heroes in retaliation for the kidnapping. Together, the Mah Buds rallied to defeat the NK and bring down their leaders. Leaving the NK in the hands of a trusted few, the Mah Buddehs became the new major players in the world. The world was their oyster, or so they thought. There were some who regarded them as a cult or a danger to civilized society. The rejects were rejected even more. However, they stood their ground and fought hard. Regardless of the foe, their single ideal goal was to unite the powers that be and bring peace to the conflicts between man and demon. Never closing, Mah Buddehs always left their doors open. Members came and left as they pleased. Eventually though, no one was coming back. Questions were made. What happened to them? What happened to us? What happened to the Mah Buds? Though small in number, they continue to live out their mission to this day.

However, this day marks the end to an era and the beginning of a new tale. The Mah Buddehs will learn they are not the only game in town. Our heroes are about to be tested severely, physically and mentally. A couple of characters are about to set the new game into motion, opening a large can of worms and marking the beginning, of the Mah Buddehs Chronicles.

Begin the Chaos…

A man walks up to the doors of the large apartment building. A black shroud covers his body. He adjusts his mask as he kicks down the door. He gets ready to attack, only to find no one in the main hall. He lifts up his mask slightly to scratch his chin. He remembers this room well. He was once a member here after having fled the NK. They sheltered him and accepted him. This was only enough to win over the weakest of wills though. He knew himself to be far superior to these kinds of characters. He was a man who abandoned them in a time of need. His name was Egen Mugen. He smiles under his mask and laughs to himself. He knows they are here, his source has told him so. Suddenly from the top of the stairs he hears a voice call out to him. He looks up at his new ally and nods to him. Just as more voices are heard, the man at the top of the stairs runs away. A boy jumps down in front of him. He was someone who called himself Zabuza, Egen reminds himself. He remembers him as someone who was only satisfactory at the skill of the sword. Egen smiles again under his mask as Zabuza begins to yell something at him. He ignores the babble and pulls out his katana. It is a short blade with the steel painted red. A silly cartoonish charm hangs from the hilt. Zabuza jumps back. He is unarmed. More voices are heard from above. Egen doesn’t recognize this one. He must be a “nobody” he thinks to himself. This young man’s name was known, as Cdp. Whatever it means is unimportant, at least to you it is. Egen looks back and forth as the two yell to one another.

Zabuza- I’ll deal with this guy! You go and alert the others!
Cdp- But Za! You’re unarmed! *he steps back, but is uneasy about leaving Zabuza alone
Zabuza- GO!
Egen- Heh heh heh.
Zabuza- What’re you laughing at?
Egen- Just at how small your role is going to be.
Zabuza- Just who are you! *He raises his fist, ready for the combat that is sure to ensue
Egen- Telling you my name is simply pointless.
Zabuza- You’re hiding behind a freaking mask! What kind of man are you!
Egen- I won’t allow any simpletons to judge me. Now Perish!

Egen lives up to his talk as he drives his blade into Zabuza’s gut. Zabuza was barely even able to see the assault and now it was too late. He falls down to his knees and takes one last look over at Cdp. As blood trickles down his mouth, he shouts one last thing.

Zabuza- R…run…
Cdp- Za! ZA!
Egen- No no no, you won’t do right here. You are much better suited over there!

Egen picks up the gasping Zabuza by the throat and tosses him into the wall to his left. Zabuza is thrown so hard his body cracks the wall. His body now lays limp, crushed into the wall. Egen slashes his blade through the air, letting the drips of blood fly all over Cdp. Cdp collapses to the ground, unable to move, unable to react in fear. Egen however feels no remorse for the lad who looks to him no older than 16. He walks slowly up to the cowering boy and raises his blade, only to be forced to leap away as a pair of gunshots are fired at the ground before him. Egen looks up to the man with the smoking gun. He recognizes this one immediately. This one is known as the Legendkiller, or LK for short. LK has one foot against the railing and pair of smoking pistols in each of his hands. He jumps through the air and lands in front of Cdp. Cdp falls back on his butt to look up at his savior. LK looks over to him, then back at Egen. Egen only tweaks his head in interest towards his new opponent. LK makes a smug face at the masked assassin.

LK- Who do we have here?
Egen- The man with the mask obviously has no intention of revealing his identity does he not?
LK- True enough heh heh. I see you’ve gone and crushed one of our members against the wall there. I guess you’ll be offering me the chance to avoid that kind of fate right slugger?
Egen- I had no real intention of showing even the smallest of dogs any kind of mercy. That is the kind of man I was hired to be.
LK- I may be a dog, but I’ve got a loud bark, and an even bigger bite. Much more that that sorry s.o.b against the wall there.
Cdp- LK! How can you be so cruel!
LK- Sorry kid, that’s just the way I am. No real disrespect to that guy. Now get out of here.
Egen- Do you earnestly believe you are a challenge for myself?
LK- What the…!

Egen quickly approaches LK on his right side. LK slowly tries to react in time, but he can’t even get a shot off. He’s is knocked hard against a pillar. The whole balcony begins to crumble around him. LK takes one last look at Egen and smiles at his opponent as the rubble comes down hard on him. Egen laughs to himself then turns to where he assumed the boy would be, but when he hears the shriek of alarm begin to ring, he curses himself. They told him not to play this much. He looks around the room for the source of the alarm and spots the main counter. He runs up to it and sees the alarm handle pulled down. He looks over the counter at the quivering boy. He laughs as he jumps over the counter and picks up the boy and throws him across the room. Cdp lands hard in the center of the room. Egen leaps in front of him and unsheathes his sword again. He ignores the boy’s cries. He raises his blade when suddenly, someone yells at him from above. He turns to look up and watches as another man drops down in front of him. It was him at last. It was the face of Mah Buds himself, the one known as Gamegeezer.

Geez- Whoever the hell you are, you had better stop this. Don’t even think about attacking another Mah Bud!
Egen- Geezer, geezer, geezer. You never did have the drive to fight did you? Always thinking that you have to talk to your opponent first right? Do you think you can convince me of renouncing my evils ways? Heh heh heh, what a fool you are.
Geez- That voice…it’s muffled behind that mask but…
Egen- Watch then! *slashes his blade and cuts through Cdp’s gut. Blood splatters everywhere as the boy let’s out one last cry
Geez- NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Egen- Ha ha ha ha ha! *jumps back away from the bleeding carcass
Geez- No! Cdp! *runs to him and grabs ahold.
Cdp- Geez…I’m sorry…I always wanted to be…brave like…you…*his eyes shut as he passes away
Geez- You… you bastard! How can you do this? He was just a boy! *tears well up in his eyes
Egen- Oh come on Geezer! Toughen up! Where’s the mighty hero of Mah Buddehs! Ha ha ha ha!
Geez- Now I know who you are. That irritating laugh! You are Egen Mugen!
Egen- Oh my, you’ve found me out then ha ha ha!

Egen pulls down his hood and takes off his mask. The maniacs face has finally been revealed. His long red hair covers most of his face, but a blood shot eye and half of his maddening grin are visible. Geezer lays Cdp’s body down and takes a long hard look at someone he once considered an ally. He tightens his fist up. His whole body is shaking. Never before has anyone been able to strike such a harsh blow so quickly against them. Geezer thinks for a moment about those members that no longer came and for a half second thinks he needs to blame them, but he quickly buries that thought. That is not the kind of man he is. He is also not the kind of man that would ever let something like this go. He face fills with rage. He charges at Egen Mugen at full speed. Egen laughs and opens his arms wide almost as to embrace the coming impact. He lets Geezer spear him to the ground but quickly kicks Geezer off of him. He kicks him right up into the ceiling. Geezer is able to react in time and uses the wall to send himself right back at Egen. Egen jumps clear over Geezer’s grasp and easily kicks him in the back with both of his feet. Egen gracefully lands back on his feet and Geezer hits the ground hard. His back is bruised, but he ignores the pain. He jumps back up to his feet and tries to drive an elbow into the back of Egen’s neck. Egen ducks under the attack and lands a knee right into Geezer’s gut. Geezer falls on his back and grabs his gut. He can’t remember Egen ever having this much power before. He also can’t remember the last time he’d ever been hit so hard. Egen looks down on him with that malicious shit-eating grin.

Egen- So Geezer, I think it’s time you told me where that pretty little girl friend of yours is ha ha ha.
Geez- What…what do you want with her!
Egen- Oh she’s the whole reason I’m here my old friend. There’s quite the bounty on her pretty little head. THEY hired me to bring that little bitch in.
Geez- Who! Why! *gets back on his feet, still grabbing his gut
Egen- Heh heh, it’s not who you think Geez. I’m working for someone new. Something big. Someone your people haven’t heard of yet ha ha. They’re calling themselves the true saviors of this world or something. Like I could care less what they’re doing or for what reason they want her. The money was good enough for me. *begins to unsheathe his sword* So I’m going to ask you once more old friend. Where is she!

Nak- Are you looking for me!

Geezer’s eyes grow wide as what he had most feared could happen, has happened. Nak has awoken from he afternoon nap, and from the look on her face, she is none to happy about it. Even worse, was the carnage raged across her main hall. Nak walks down the steps slowly, staring into the eyes of the man who has come to kidnap her.

Nak- So coward, last I remember, you had decided to abandon us against the NK. Didn’t I sock you pretty hard for that? Ha ha. So you’ve probably come to enact some kind of revenge or something right? Aww did I bruise your ego Egen?
Egen- Heh heh, yeah that’s part of it. It’s probably one of the main reason they hired me for this job. They knew I would be precise in making sure every last one of your Mah Buds I come across would end up dead and out of their way. They knew I had a grudge against you too heh heh. What can I say; they wanted someone cheap enough for the job ha ha ha!
Geez- Nak, get away from him!
Nak- Please hun, I can take care of myself.
Geez- No you…
Egen- As expected!
Nak- What the…!
Geez- NAAAAAK!

Nak has already been pinned to the ground by Egen. His body ticks in anticipation. He reaches into his cloak and pulls out a long needle with purple liquid inside it. Nak struggles but she can’t break the grip he has around her throat. Before even Geezer could react in time, Egen had shoved the needle into Nak’s neck. Her eyes become dilated as she loses all color in her face. All she sees now is darkness and all feeling in her body has vanished. She makes a small squeak as Geezer tackles Egen off of her. Egen quickly rolls back to his feet and draws his blade. Geezer charges at him in a mad rage but in a manner of moments, his feels his body pierced by the blade of Egen’s sword. It rips right through his gut. Geezer’s vision begins blur. He tries to reach out for Egen but his arms have become too heavy. He falls to the ground after Egen rips his blade back out. He shakes the blade again, splattering the blood all over Geezer’s fallen body. Egen walks over to Nak and picks her up, slinging her over his shoulder. He looks one last time down onto Geezer and laughs.

Egen- Say goodbye to your beloved. From this point on, she belongs to these guys.

Egen reaches into his cloak and pulls out a card. He lets the card slip from his fingers and onto Geezer’s body. Geezer can only cringe in pain as he watches Egen take his love away into an unknown fate. Finally, he passes out. Everything fades to black.

Elsewhere, far away in the middle of a very very hot desert, there are two companions trapped and alone. The vessel they had been flying over the desert was now a smoking heap of clay. The boy slept leaning against the large mass. His boredom after being trapped in the desert had finally gotten to him. However, his comrade is not so tired, and she is aching to do something, anything rather than sit still and wait for assistance.

HEY!
……….
HEY WAKE UP JACKASS!
….huh…what now?
GET UP!!!!!! COOOOME OOOOOON!

Tgjanlee opens his dreary eyes to find himself being poked in the head. He blinks a few times, ignoring the constant poking to his forehead. Territoriez is bored as hell now. A demon such as herself is a major thrill seeker. She wants action. She wants mischief. She wants SOMETHING to happen. Tgjanlee on the other hand was perfectly content not doing…anything…at all. He thinks sleeping was the greatest thing humans ever came up with. He swats her fingers away and rubs his eyes. He looks up at the sky, searching for the sun. He gets an annoyed look on his face when he notices how little the sun had traveled across the sky.

Tg- You couldn’t just let me sleep could you? No sir, not Territoriez. Asking her to give you time to rest your eyes would be asking far too much.
Terri- Oh quit yer bitchin! We’re here!
Tg- What? Where?
Terri- STILL IN THE GODDAMN DESSERT! *falls to her knees and shakes her fist into the air, cursing the very desert itself
Tg- Yeah…*leans back against the mass* Wake me when they get here.
Terri- It’s been hours!
Tg- More like an hour.
Terri- Why me! Whyyyyyy! You know this all your damn fault!
Tg- Whoa whoa, you’re the one who threw your bomb at this freaking ugly heap while we were still in the air. Who uses a clay bird to fly around on anyway! This shit breaks so easily.
Terri- HEY! That was my masterpiece! It’s your fault for trying to grab at my stash of chocolate! They are miiiiiine! I NEED MAH CHOCOLATE!
Tg- Yes, chocolate…in the desert, that’s what we need. So it could melt all over the place and slowly begin to dehydrate us. Good plan.
Terri- It’s not my fault yer a feeble human flesh bag that dries out like beef jerky…which by the way, if that happens, I’m eating you. *pulls out her melted chocolate bars and begins to scarf them
Tg- Great…now I’m drawing a blank on why we were even out here in the first place.
Terri- *munching* to safe sumf turd hefs fromf demofs *munches more and thoroughly enjoys
Tg- Oh yeah…whoops…well this is what I get for agreeing to ride on this crappy vessel…bird thing. A giant bird made of clay…what the fu…
Terri- You wanted to WALK huh?
Tg- Don’t interrupt my bewilderment thought processes. *shakes a fist at her then notices sand following from his hand* Wait a minute….I’ve got…a plan!
Terri- Hmm?

~A few minutes later~

Terri- WHAT THE HELL! This plan sucks! *finds herself buried to the neck in sand* How’d I even end up in here dammit! *struggles to claw out
Tg- Oh hush *sitting on the ground cross-legged. He pats her on the head for some mock comfort. She just spits at him.
Terri- Don’t even think about it Tg!
Tg- What? It’s like what, a year off your immortal soul? You are surely not suggesting I offer up one year of my human life to the summoning ritual?
Terri- I’m gonna knock that annoying smug smile off your face as soon as I get out of here!
Tg- You’re immortal! What difference does it make?
Terri- We still age dammit!
Tg- Yeah, but not even remotely near the rate we do. Now shut up while I do this. I need concentration

While Terri continues to shake back and forth, Tg pulls out a piece of paper from his nearby saddlebag. He places his thumb on his chin, trying to remember just how to do this. He uses some of his own blood and writes something on the paper. Terri calls him an idiot for doing it but that is precisely when he remembers how. He begins to draw the circle around Terri then takes more of his blood and pokes the circle with it. He forces in some of his own aura and it begins to light up. Tg looks into the bright light and begins to shout.

Tg- Ok, let’s see now. Um…in the name of…can I just say me?
Terri- IDIOT!
Tg- Ok, in the name of me! Tgjanlee! I summon the Mistress of Sand to come to our aid because…we don’t have her cell phone number! Come forth!

He slams his hands down on the sand and in the circle is a small explosion. Terri is sent flying through the air, screaming hysterically as her tail is on fire. She crashes down in the distance as Tg winces at the sight. He shakes his head then look back into the smoke. The sand has begun to blow around in front of him and a figure has appeared in the middle of the swirling winds. The small twister of sand spins a few times then begins to dissipate. A girl has appeared before him. Her orange hair blows wildly about as she hovers in the air. Her eyes are closed, but she still opens her mouth to speak.

Mistress of Sand- Who dares summon upon me! This had BETTER be good! *opens her eyes to look upon her summoner* Oh it’s you.
Tg- Sup Sandy.
Sandy- You pulled me out of class you know that right?
Tg- Um…I thought it was summer?
Sandy- No you didn’t. Don’t worry; I left a clone in my place.

- cut to a shotty made clone of Sandy being asked a geometry question -

Sandy- So what do you want?
Tg- *points to smoking heap of clay* Stuck *points down at the ground* Dessert *points to Terri in the distance* Pain in the ass.
Sandy- My my, what a tragedy indeed. Why didn’t you just call headquarters?
Tg- They haven’t called us back. Geez and Nak are probably off being…you know…
Sandy- Please, I don’t need to picture it.
Terri- Gross gross gross! *drops down from above* Come over here you! I’m gonna strangle ya! *reaches out towards Tg
Tg- Yeah yeah *puts out his hand against her forehead, she of course tries to bite it but he jumps back.
Sandy- Fine, I’ll help you guys. You’re gonna owe me for this though.
Terri- What! I just sacrificed a year or two off my life for this!
Tg- Oh come on, you won’t miss them. Whoa! *avoids a punch aimed at his head
Sandy- Terri…you’re a demon. What does a year off your life even matter?
Tg- Exactly!
Terri- It’s the principle of the matter dammit!

Terri continues to swing at Tg as he playfully dodges them. Sandy meanwhile crafts a platform made from sand for them to ride on. She is trying to create a perfect balance in its craft, but neither of the other two seems to notice and jump on it when it seems stable enough to them. Sandy watches as her platform begins to crumble apart. She slaps her forehead and climbs on it herself. Terri has Tg in a headlock at this point. She rolls her eyes and takes a seat as well. The platform lifts off into the air, controlled by Sandy’s own aura. She tries to get them to stop fighting long enough for them to tell her the destination. Though it may be too little late…and it is…the trio arrive in the desert town of Demore. The town is barren as they arrive. Buildings are on fire and the smell of stale blood is in the air. A few bodies can be seen lain out in the street. They land down on the street. Sandy gasp as she looks around.

Sandy- How awful.
Terri- Ya gotta appreciate the smell of burning humans.
Tg- Yeah…I’m sure it’s an acquired taste.
Sandy- These poor people.
Tg- The way things are now, I doubt we would have gotten here in time to save these people even if we hadn’t crashed.
Terri- Eww!
Tg- Tell me about it.
Terri- These demons…they have no style!
Sandy- Huh?
Tg- Good grief. Ignore her.
Terri- There is no art in this slaughter. Killing humans is one of the most expressive things you can do!
Sandy- I’d really hate to spend a day in your mind.
Tg- Hmm check that out.
Terri- Hee hee hee.
Sandy- Looks like we’ve got clean up duty.

The loud cackling of demons can be heard around them. The three form a back to back triangle as what look to be trolls start to lug themselves towards them. There are some winged demons that fly overhead as well. One swoops down, trying to swipe at Tg’s head. However, it is swatted out of the air by spiked ball of sand. Tg gives Sandy a dirty look for this. She smiles and shrugs as Terri jumps up into the air. Terri reaches her hands down into her pockets. The demons circling her look bewildered, but when she suddenly, somehow, pulls a massive oversized sword from out of her pocket, they behind to scatter about. She laughs loudly as she starts chasing them down, slashing and splitting them in half.

Terri- Low level bitches! HEE HEE HEE!
Sandy- She’d be having fun no matter what.
Tg- You seriously don’t think I needed your help back there right?
Sandy- Oh calm down, I was just teasing ya.
Tg- Duck!

Tg jumps over Sandy’s head and tackles a flying demon to the ground. He clocks it in the head, crushing its skull. A troll tries to crush him with his club, but Tg rolls down between its legs. He jumps back to his feet and lands a kick to the back of the sluggish troll’s neck. Sandy drives a spike through its chest to finish it off. Sandy winks at Tg. He just smiles and nods at her. The three of them continue fight off the remaining demons. They wipe out the horde, but they know it’s too late to do anything for the town. Sandy takes them over to the next town so they can get some food and rest. They enter an establishment. It’s pretty empty and the sight of customers seems to excite the staff. Terri manages to walk around these places without uproar because people usually think she is wearing some kind of costume. Even though the existence of demons has basically been proven, the world still tends to deny their presence when even placed right in front of their eyes. Even though the place is empty, they take a table in the back anyway. Sandy puts her head down in the table and closes her eyes but as soon as Terri starts to bang the table demanding food, she shoots back up. She stares at Terri annoyed but her gaze seems to go unnoticed. Tg coughs and laughs to himself. Sandy sighs and leans on her arm.

Sandy- You know there was once a time when we were actually able to save people? What happened to us? When did we become so sloppy?
Terri- It’s not up to use to protect every single bloody misfortune on this stupid planet. You humans are always getting yourselves into some kind of trouble. It’s unending!
Tg- And you demons are any better?
Terri- I’m just in it for the demon slaying heh heh.
Sandy- They say demons are God’s rejects.
Tg- I could care less about beliefs like that though.
Sandy- Anyway, what happened to us? Where did everyone go?
Tg- It is weird, I haven’t heard from guys like Rokudaime or SDB for quite some time.
Sandy- You don’t think they’ve gone back to the NK do you?
Tg- They haven’t made so much as a peep.
Terri- They have some such lameass turds acting as their heads now, what’d you expect.
Tg- I figured we’d be able to unify or something, combine forces ya know?
Sandy- That stubborn lot? Yeah right.
Tg- Eh, what can ya do *shrugs and steals a roll Terri had been reaching for
Terri- You fiend!
Sandy- It’s like we’ve all suddenly decided we have lives outside Mah Buddehs.
Terri- Or MYABE, it’s something much more diabolical. HOORAY! FOOODZ! *a steak is placed before her, she dives right into it
Tg- Well I figure we’ve got a lot to owe the Mah Buds anyway, that’s why I haven’t left.
Terri- Owe? We helped make the bloody thing! *chomps down on the whole steak, ignoring utensils
Tg- You know what I mean.
Sandy- Since the war with NK ended, things haven’t seemed as…you know…
Tg- Epic?
Sandy- Sure that works.
Tg- Well we’re bound to come across sooome kind of threat. That should make things less boring for you Sandy heh heh.
Sandy- Hey no, I didn’t mean it like that.
Tg- Oh calm down, I’m only teasing.
Sandy- Very funny.
Terri- I laughed, and almost choked on my food!
Sandy- That’s nice. Hey, you’re buzzing Tg.
Tg- *reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone* It’s the HQ, I freaking knew it. Can’t wait for this excuse. *flips open the phone
Sandy- *turns to Terri* You know what I mean right Terri?
Terri- I just got nothing better to do.
Sandy- Well we don’t want you with an idle mind. I weep for the future.
Tg- Uh huh *talking into the phone* Uh huh…Sure…How’d that happen?...Really now?...Mounds you say?...Yes I understand this is serious…No shit dude…Yeah we’ll get back as fast as we can. *hangs up
Sandy- What was that about?
Tg- Well, that was Siruke.
Terri- Ha ha ha Siruke is the receptionist.
Sandy- He sounded serious. What happened?
Tg- Somebody…somehow in some way, broke into Mah Buddehs…
Terri- Broke into? They never lock the freaking door.
Tg- Ok, unnecessarily kicked down the door to get in.
Sandy- Isn’t it a swinging door?
Tg- Quite. So someone broke down the door, came in, killed some of the Mah Buddehs and kidnapped Nak. Two confirmed dead, Geez is in critical condition.
Terri- Hmm I see, so anyone of consequence?
Sandy- Oh shut up! We have to get back there right now!
Terri- *looks down at her plate* But…food…so lovely
Tg- *stuffs rolls into his pockets* Quick, dine and dash! *runs out of the diner and into the street
Terri- Right! *starts to shove everything into her pockets and follows
Sandy- *left alone at the table* Freaking morons.
Waiter- *comes up* Shall I bring you the check?
Sandy- Put it on my tab?
Waiter- A what?
Sandy- Um….*poofs into a cloud of dust and sand, leaving the waiter stunned and coughing

Back at Mah Buddehs HQ, the place is in chaos. The alert was responded to by a few, but when they arrived they found the place trashed and Geezer left bleeding on the floor. Siruke, another leading member of Mah Buds, was the first to arrive. He took charge as the chain of command had been cut. He quickly called on Akemi, they’re expert healer to come and aid. Solid, one of Geezer’s best friends has also arrived. He was shocked at the state Geezer was in. He stands by his friend, trying to play it cool while yelling at him that it’s just a flesh wound and he should back on his feet. Geezer has been slipping in and out of consciousness. The first thing he said was about Nak being taken. Stjh, another young demon girl shifts through the debris. The bodies of Zabuza and Cdp have been laid out, covered with sheets. Akemi comes in and runs towards Geezer. She sits down next to him and places her hands on his wound. Immediately she gets to work closing the wound and stopping the bleeding. Siruke leans down over her with a curious look on his face.

Siruke- How’s he looking Akemi?
Akemi- Not too good. He seemed to avoid having his internal organs ruptured but he has still lost a lot of blood. Who did this bandage work? It’s freaking awful.
Siruke- Um…
Akemi- Never mind. I can fix him if that’s what your wondering, but it’s going to take a lot of concentration. Too many cells are dead at this point because this wound isn’t fresh.
Solid- Come on Geez. You’re supposed to be one tough bastard. How’s this gonna look to the boys back home huh?
Geez- Na…
Siruke- Be quiet man. Just let us take care of you. That’s what is important right now.
Akemi- I’m sorry Geez, but you can’t pass out right now. This is gonna sting some, but I’ll need you awake.
Geez- I’ll…try…
Solid- *Turns to Solid* Is there anyone else freaking coming! Where’s Cesar for Christ sake!
Siruke- I was able to reach Tgjanlee. He has Sandragon and Territoriez with him. They’re on their way here. I haven’t been able to reach anyone else though.
Solid- That’s just great! Why in the…
Stjh- HOLY CRAP!
Siruke- Stjh!
Siruke and Solid turn around to see Stjh floating in the air over a pile of rubble. An arm is sticking out and flapping around. They run up to the pile and start pulling the rubble off of the trapped Legendkiller.

LK- Get me the hell out of here!
Siruke- I can’t believe you survived this.
LK- The big chunks didn’t crush me, they just blocked my exit. I got some broken ribs though. *gets pulled out by Siruke
Siruke- Plus a nasty head wound. Akemi will take a look at that for ya when she’s done with Geez.
Solid- Heh, you sure are lucky.
LK- What happened here while I was out? That Zabuza guy had been stuck to the wall when I came in.
Siruke- Geezer was badly wounded and Cdp…was killed.
LK- Heh, and after all of us kept yelling at him to run away. Idiot. *spits out some blood
Solid- Excuse me?
LK- Get out of my face. You weren’t even here.
Solid- What was a part timer like you doing here at this time of day anyway? You’re usually dragged here by Tgjanlee are you not?
LK- What’re you…
Siruke- Enough. Now is not the time for us to start accusing one another. We have to get to the bottom of this.

Suddenly a commotion begins behind them. They turn around to see Geezer struggling to sit up on the floor. Akemi is yelling at him, even smacking him in the back of the head.

Akemi- Hey! No Geezer! Sit back down! You’ll rip open your wound again!
Geez- That bastard! I’ll kill him!
Solid- Who? Who did this to us Geez?
Geez- Egen…Egen Mugen…I’ll kill him…kill…*falls back on the ground
Akemi- Dammit! He’s passing out! Now I really freaking need to concentrate! Somebody help me bring him to a bed or something! Hurry!

Solid and Siruke both run over to her and pick up Geez’s body. Akemi directs them into a back room and they take him in there. LK meanwhile walks over to a wall and leans himself against it. He spits out some more blood and looks around. Stjh has landed down. She looks down at the ground and scratches her nose. She leans down and picks something up, then walks over to LK. She holds up the card to him.

Stjh- I found this!
LK- Ok? What is it?
Stjh- Something I’ve never seen before. It’s a card with something written on it.
LK- What does it say?
Stjh- It says…”Chaos begins. The Order falls. The Chaotic Order will be all that remains”. What’s that supposed to mean LK?
LK- *rubs his chin in amusement* Heh heh heh, interesting.

End Episode 1