Dreams

[Dsvella]

Ever had a dream that made no sence what so ever.

Here is one from me.

I was being chased by a large chunk of swiss cheesse and an onion that turned out to be french.

 :shock:
Never did like the french.

[GooseOfMercy]

You fear their sensitive pacism.

I have dreams that seem to make no sense all the time, I always end up forgetting them.

[Mowgli]

I'm dreading the night where I dream about going to work and doing a full shift, only to wake up and realise 'Holy crap! I've gotta go through all that AGAIN!!?!?!?!!?!' before trudging grudgingly to work for 9 hours stacking bread and getting pissed off by stupid people

I also dread the night when I dream about being chased by a giant hamster....

[The Battousai]

I find that though my dreams may not make sense at the time they usually pretain to something I dealt with recently but only as a passing thought.

Case in point...

I had a rather unpleasant dream several days ago involving black widow spiders crawling all over me, and myself laying on a beach at dusk. After some thought I recalled thinking about spiders that previous day just because I live in a basement, and with summer here all kinds of insects are coming out. Why the hell I was laying on a beach is beyond me though.

[kospowinc]

i used to have this dream where the ballerina hippo from 'fantasia' was chasing after me trying to have sex with me.  it always ended with me tripping, then the hippo jumping high into the air, and at the moment it almost landed on me i would wake up.  i haven't had that dream in years though.  thank god.

[Dsvella]

i used to have this dream where the ballerina hippo from 'fantasia' was chasing after me trying to have sex with me.  it always ended with me tripping, then the hippo jumping high into the air, and at the moment it almost landed on me i would wake up.  i haven't had that dream in years though.  thank god.

Have you had sex with any large people?

[Shmi]

i dreamed that i smoked a blunt, and therefore would not pass my drug test and wouldn't get my job. Then i woke up, was like whew and lit up a blunt to cool off.

Not really (the smoking part). But the dream freaked me out, because I wanted that job!! and i got it.

[Ice]

Setting: My town
Time: Mid Summer
Weather: FLOOD!

My town had flooded and the alligator people had revolted. Alligators were trying to climb through my windows, so I kept punching them to make them fall back out. One huge one climbed up on the sill, so I took my left hand, balled it, drew back, screamed "MOTHERFUCKER!" and hit it. Unfortunatly, I smacked the crap out of my hand while punching my dresser in real life, and actually screamed "Motherfucker!" in real life. INteresting 3 am conversation with my mom there.

[Shmi]

dude that's a badass dream.

I love dreams where i just destroy everything. It's rare.. but ooh is it fun!

[Firewalker]

I had a dream where I thought I was in this black hole, and einstein was talking japanese to me trying to explain a way out, but I only knew chinese (which I don't in real life) so I couldn't communicate... Then I woke up and got more beer.

[The Battousai]

i dreamed that i smoked a blunt

What I find odd are dreams where I'm smoking something when in actuality I've never smoked anything in my life. The dreams make it feel surprisingly familar, but how the hell does my brain do that without any experience to base it off of?

Same goes for lightsabers...

As cheesy as it sounds I've had a dream or two in which I'm wielding one of these babies facing off against Darth Vader at cloud city or whatnot. In the dream it seems like a very reasonable weapon despite having no weight to it other than the hilt, and I shouldn't know how it feels from any personal experience as they don't exist, yet it does seem somehow familar despite it all.

[Arclight]

I fell asleep for a hundred-thousand years, and when I woke up, all the women had long white beards.

I was trying to take a piss, but the toilet lid wouldn't stay up because my cousin had duct-taped VHS cassette covers to the top of it.

An enormously fat lady became covered with dead bugs, then got flat as though she were steamrolled, then turned into a pyrex flask.

Yeah, my dreams are weird as hell. The only one I remember that wasn't too bad was one where I met Natalie Portman because I was driving a lamborghini, but she was pissed off because her black-and-white dress didn't match the yellow car. Don't ask me where it came from.

[Eeve3]

Yeah, I have some strange-ish dreams--they make sense at the time, but if I remember them and say something to someone then it's like it all goes belly-up and twisted. o_O

...I did have this one though, a while back, with three cats, one called Kevin, one called Seesha and one who I forgot what was called, so... le's call him X.
Anyway. They were near this volcano, and Kevin, being clever, calculated that this volcano would erupt in a few days.
Now here's the weirdest part... X flew into the sky and started charging up a Spirit Bomb, a-la DBZ (WTF?!?!) , and they all wait around for a few days. The volcano doesn't explode, and Kevin admits he's done his calculations wrong, and it would be a few YEARS before it exploded.
Seesha gets annoyed, and X asks to throw the spirit bomb 'cuz "it's starting to hurt". Seesha digs a hole and gives him the OK, then blocks it up. X throws the bomb at Kevin, who runs away, and it rolls after Kevin like... a big... ball of wool.

Not as creepy as your dreams (they're plain WEIRD, in a sorta cool way), buut, yeah, they can be. There was one I had when I was younger which involved spiders, but I won't go into that. (:

[Inigo]

I once dreamt that I was in Quake, looking for pots of honey. Yes.

[The Battousai]

I once dreamt that I was in Quake, looking for pots of honey. Yes.

I believe I joined you in your quest.