I know that this is highly unprofessional of me, but sometimes you have to sink to new lows just to get out of the hole.
Anyways, I'm currently attempting to write a book, which I have started to post on website,
www.were-cycle.com. My partner and I try to update regularly, so please, feel free to come and take a look. If you wish you can leave a nasty message on our forums about spamming other site's forums.
-Moose