HEY MAN SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
It’s Hawk’s Birthday everyone! He’s turning 63 this year, so if he tells you he’s 27, it’s just that his memory is going and he gets a little confused sometimes. Just pat him on the shoulder and say, “Of course you are,” and hand him his teeth.
Jess is in town, so we’re throwing Hawk a little party this year! He doesn’t know when, or who is coming, or what it being done, so it’s a big mystery. A mystery, that, as Batman, I’m sure he will enjoy attempting to solve. It’s not going to help that I plan to throw him red herrings all week: “Oh yeah man, we got you salad instead of a cake” and “Obama told me to skip the expensive stuff, so I got you chicken nuggets instead of chicken”. We’re going to change the number of candles on his cake in the middle of the party to see if we can confuse him, and one of the candles is going to be a stick of TNT, which should be interesting (Actually, we’re just going to use one candle – the fire marshall told Jess we couldn’t light up 87 on one cake).
And presents! I can tell you what Jess got you right now: It’s a prostate self-examination kit. You gotta talk to her about it, I don’t even wanna know. My present to you is coming to your party, so you can have the security of knowing that I’m not somewhere else planning something awful for you.
Hahaha, all kidding aside, Happy Birthday man! Here’s to many more.
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Happy Birthday indeed.
wow. this has given me soo many ideas of what to do for friends birthdays.
it is just pure genius that i must imitate =D
and a very Happy Birthday to Hawk.
YAYPROSTATEEXAMS.
The party sounds like fun. :D
OHAPPYDAY
Here’s to being treated brutally on your birthday… all in good fun~ (and I hope yours is a ton of a lot of fun~!)
HAPPYBDAY HAWK~!
So… 63 and still writing comics? Hahaa… Gotta commend you on that one. =]
Happy B-day Hawk.
Wow, and he’s not 90 yet! I hate to see what you’ll do to him in three years :D
Happy B-day Hawk!
Happy Birthday Hawk,
Hope you have a great day.
Hippo Birdy two Ewe!
Hippo Birdy two Ewe!
Hippo Birdy Deer Hawk!
Hippo Birdy two Ewe!
May you receive your weight in chocolate!
hahha happy birthday man… i can’t believe i’ve been reading this long enough to see this message more then once… you rock as an artist man.. even in your old age!
Happy birthday, Hawk! Hope you have a good one!
Happy Birthday Hawk. If the going gets rough..remember everyone else at the party is having an UN-Birthday! Revenge as you will! Such a young chicklet!
Happy Birthday Hawk! His B-day is one day(well..and 3 years) before mine.
Happy birthday Hawk!
The years are slipping by!
Soon you’ll blink and be 30!!!
Some of the younger readers’ll start calling you Dad… *shivers*
Happy B-Day Hawk! Stick with the 27 yrs old thing for as long as you can. It makes it a lot easier to answer how old you are later if you can always just use the same number. :)
Happy birthday, Hawk!
With friends like yours you don’t need any enemies!
Happy Birthday Hawk! Here’s hoping you enjoy your suprise stripper in your cake!
OOPS! Shouldn’t have let that slip ;P
Happy happy happy happy happy happy *gasp* birthday Hawk! =D
happy birthday hawk
Oh dang, Hawk, it’s my birthday too!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, Hawk!
Happy Birthday Hawk. You’re one year closer to the end.
::Sings happy birthday in a slow funeral dirge::
Though, seriously, Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday Mr. Hawk!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAWK!
don’t give too many red herrings, ananth. My experience is that too many makes the victim–er birthday boy paranoid so nothing works.
HAAAAAAAAAPIIIIIIIIII BIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII
HAAAAAAAAAAAWK.
(you have to sound it out, but yelling in a very high pitched voice)
<3
Wow, the same day as Steve Jobs!
He better have hooked you up!
jeeeeeeeeez i forgot….
heppie birthday my friend(i never met)
Happy Birthday Hawk! May your Computation devices stay free of the curse of the Vista.
Happy Birthday, Hawk.
And Ananth, you are a sick, sick man. A prostate self-exam? Duuuuuude.
It was actually Jess’s suggestion. I dunno, maybe they’re into some pretty weird stuff.
Happy Birthday Hawk, here’s hoping for many many more.
happy birthday hawk!!!
Many Happy Returns.
Happy Birthday Hawk!!!
Happy B-Day Hawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool i didnt realize hawks bday was 2 days after mine
happy birthday hawk!