Look at how fucking manly this guy is, he’s my new role model for masculinity

gdamn look how hard he is stabbing those lions in the head

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2008-09-09 12:51:52

…it must be the moustache.

Comment by Ananth
2008-09-09 12:52:44

I think you mean POWERSTACHE.

2008-09-09 13:02:42

Is he going to kick me in the face with his ENERGYSTACHE?

Comment by Jiffypop
2008-09-09 13:17:22

Obviously, that’s his superhero nickname.

BY DAY: I dunno. Some guy.
BY NIGHT: He fights crime and lions as POWERSTACHE.

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Comment by ladyrazorsharp
2008-09-09 16:32:49

ROTFL

 
Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 09:03:26

Good Demotivator ERTW!

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Virtual Bob
2008-09-09 13:16:42

Wow! POWERPORNENERGYSTACHE ACTIVATE! SUPERSAIYAN ELVISHAIR ON!

Any idea what the title translates to?

Comment by nexxo
2008-09-09 13:39:57

“More badass than Shaft”?

Seriously, how more macho can you get? Wrestling a bunch of tigers in a pit of poisonous snakes while chewing black widow spiders and stuffing scorpions down your pants? Go on, pussy, I dare you…

Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 08:56:29

I wouldn’t dare if I were you. There would actually be someone out there who would be stupid enough to actually take the dare seriously in order to prove himself more macho against POWERSTACHE. Some guy actually cut his head (skull included) off in order to prove that he is macho. Don’t believe me? Check Darwin awards.

Comment by Heimdallw32
2008-09-12 21:14:04

That was actually contested and revealed to be more of a myth or exaggeration, considering there wasn’t much in the way of evidence that it actually happened. Unless there was an update since I last checked, that is. Either that, or I don’t remember right, and he did it for some other reason, possibly suicide. Too lazy to go look. >_>

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Comment by Aanoi
2008-09-09 13:57:43

Hahah! Art history saves! A man with a lion on each side of him represents man’s power over animals hahaha. Never thought i’d ever see it used in what would otherwise be a modern time. =]

 
Comment by ladyrazorsharp
2008-09-09 14:53:47

The Indian version of Dirty Harry.

Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 09:04:55

No, the gay love child of Chuck Norris and Magnum P.I!

 
 
Comment by DisposablePal
2008-09-09 14:57:50

wow this guy makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy.

Comment by Blank-Mage
2008-09-10 01:29:04

He doesn’t mean that, Chuck Norris!

(I just saved your life. It’s not like he can’t hear you, you know.)

Comment by stevehill
2008-09-10 12:15:01

Yeah, Chuck Norris is omnipresent.

…in the Internets.

Comment by conrad
2008-09-12 02:18:13

Much like a certain someone you know … :3

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Comment by spatzfish
2008-09-09 15:30:55

Hory clap!!! this guy could implode ur nuts just by staring at you

 
Comment by Numscroll
2008-09-09 17:01:48

By the power of POWERSTACHE or not, he’s got no chance to survive against Ananth’s manly chin.

Comment by Numscroll
2008-09-09 17:03:30

Ananth’s manly chin > Lion killer POWERSTACHE

 
 
Comment by Brian
2008-09-09 17:10:25

Dear lord… if we market this properly, we may finally be able to remove Chuck Norris from his position of Godliness!
Quickly, we must inform the rest of the internet!
Geekboy AWAY!

Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 09:06:45

Start with Google! Everyone uses Google! The news would spread all around the globe like wabbits!

 
 
Comment by Shlippy
2008-09-09 18:14:45

Holy shit…it’s Gordito from Dr. McNinja all grown up! All hail the ‘Stache of Authority!

Comment by Ramona
2008-09-11 13:58:58

All hail Gordito! Shlippy, I think I love you.

 
 
Comment by Djjiggens
2008-09-09 18:25:57

I still stand by Techno Viking as my role model of everything.

 
Comment by Rahat
2008-09-09 19:05:27

o.o

 
Comment by C.D. Reimer
2008-09-09 19:22:53

Put him in a pit of PETA activists and let see how long he survives. ;)

 
Comment by HammySantana
2008-09-09 21:33:51

Dude…are you sure he is Indian? It’s arabic writing on the sides, but they are referring to him as Indian…maybe he is both…like a Captain Planet of the Eastern Hemisphere!

Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 08:51:47

Shouldn’t he be wearing hemp speedos and say insufferable puns about stabbed lions if he’s Captain Planet of the Eastern Hemisphere?

On second thought pretend I never said that.

 
 
Comment by Reynard
2008-09-09 21:50:20

This is how Indian Chuck Norris deals with the fangirls…

 
Comment by theSchlauf
2008-09-09 23:52:50

He’s gone into the Mustache State!

Peach Fuzz be ware!

 
Comment by TGE
2008-09-10 01:33:42

Wow, that looks just like Pablo Escobar.

 
Comment by Dead Elf Lime Chan
2008-09-10 02:59:18

This guy is known as Megastar in India. U can see why now with a badass poster like this. I was gonna post a video of him from youtube, but the link was taken down.

 
Comment by Phrogg
2008-09-10 03:07:16

Is it just me, or does that guy vaguely resemble a young Cheech?

Cheech Marin is…
The Lion Headstabber.
Chuck Norris ain’t got nothing on me, Homes!

 
Comment by Funnyman
2008-09-10 04:03:32

As manly as this guy is, he’s not manly enough to do it with two fingers. Chuck Norris can do it with his fingers or toes.

Comment by Shunnabunich
2008-09-10 04:11:30

Naw man, you can see he’s going all out because of how manly he is. Stabbing the lions in such a seemingly nonchalant way would detract from the virile energy seen above oozing from his every…single…pore.

 
 
Comment by ManiacusXtremus
2008-09-10 07:30:05

aww dudes… the guy’s a Pakistani… a late hero of the Punjabi Films… the guy’s dead now… poor thing… you guys should watch his movies… lol… would make you either laugh your head off or cry your eyes out…

 
Comment by ManiacusXtremus
2008-09-10 07:32:09

btw… the guy’s name in English is Sultan Rahi… and the title of his film is ‘Home of the Lions’… roughly translated though…

Comment by Virtual Bob
2008-09-10 08:01:49

Awwwww…I was hoping it was something like “The Adventures of Higgs Boson, God Particle”…
Thanks for the translation and identification!

 
 
Comment by QuasiMondo
2008-09-10 07:35:31

So what’s tougher? Sultan Rahi’s powerstache or Chuck Norris’ beard?

Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 08:47:39

Chuck Norris’ heavy amount of chest hair of course!

…Have you EVER seen his chest hair once, even by mistake? I mean JESUS.

 
 
Comment by Virtual Bob
2008-09-10 08:03:11

Sultan Rahi’s powerstache is made from the clippings of Chuck Norris’ beard!

 
Comment by Jami
2008-09-10 08:47:27

I’ve seen you with a mustache! You can totally pull this off.

 
Comment by Tragedienne
2008-09-10 08:59:31

Terminator? Dirty Harry? Shaft? Scarface? Steven Seagull? Kenshiro?

PUSSIES

There is only POWERSTACHE

 
Comment by Tom
2008-09-10 09:52:56

What’s ever more manly (if such a thing were possible) is that he’s doing it without legs! Only POWERSTACHE power could do that.

 
Comment by Ron
2008-09-10 12:05:21

This guy has the BEST STACHE!

<a href=”http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=6371825563625686894&ei=Au7HSIifIY_8-gHFhOi-Ag&q=indian+thriller+site%3Agoogle.com&hl=en” title=”Indian Thriller”

 
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Comment by ladyrazorsharp
2008-09-10 13:44:34

Whoa. That was…severely weird.

Comment by Shunnabunich
2008-09-11 15:19:12

Wow, yeah; I didn’t know Google Video still existed.

 
 
Comment by PK2.0
2008-09-15 00:53:03

Try this one for miss-translated lyrics, one of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvhPUpfN-VQ

 
 
Comment by cho
2008-09-10 12:34:19

Is that Prabhu Deva?

 
Comment by kaze
2008-09-10 21:26:49

perhaps he’s related to Italian Spiderman… *look it up epic powerstache*

 
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2008-09-11 00:03:30
 
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Comment by daRAT
2008-09-11 06:49:50

Hey, looks like my mustache! Although I would NOT pick a fight with lions!! :O

Comment by Cmarco
2008-09-11 15:19:41

You never know unless you try ;)

 
 
Comment by Maryam
2008-09-11 06:58:56

I think that’s the kind of Indian man my Grandmother wants me to marry!

Comment by Ananth
2008-09-11 10:06:00

HAHAHA! I’m so sorry.

Comment by Maryam
2008-09-12 05:21:50

*laughs* She’s trying to get one shipped over from India as we speak! Imagine what would happen if I pissed him off? *hides*

Comment by Ananth
2008-09-12 09:53:03

As long as you’re not a lion I think you’re alright. ;)

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Comment by Maryam
2008-09-12 16:11:32

Well during the week I’m a mild mannered I.T Monkey and on the weekends I’m a Lion ;) We just won’t inform him of that.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by ManiacusXtremus
2008-09-11 10:37:12

the guy can apparently catch shot bullets with his bare hands… and the best one is that he can kill two baddies with one bullet by swinging his gun… something which hollywood ripped off… hear that jolie??? StacheMan is gonna getcha!!!

Comment by Brian
2008-09-13 02:46:56

You fool! He is not ‘StacheMan.’ He is POWERSTACHE, the omnipresent!

 
 
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Comment by Ananth
2008-09-12 09:53:40

I laughed out loud, wow.

 
Comment by Robert V. Aldrich
2008-09-12 14:04:51

OMG, that was so f*&king funny.

 
 
Comment by KH
2008-09-12 07:14:47

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that guy on MaddoX websight, years ago.

Comment by Ananth
2008-09-12 09:53:58

It’s possible … I don’t claim to be ahead of the rest of the internet. ;)

 
 
Comment by Verty
2008-09-12 13:17:38

That doesn’t matter, it’s still made of pure AWESOME
How can any of us hope to be manly now? After seeing that

(solution: Grow POWERSTACHE)

Comment by Robert V. Aldrich
2008-09-12 14:06:07

You don’t GROW a powerstache. Three gods of manly awesomeness have to imbue you with it. A powerstache isn’t grown; it’s bestowed.

 
 
Comment by Ghalib
2008-09-12 20:01:10

Dirty Sheradi? did I read that right?

 
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