Here are some more photos I took of Sabang. Feel free to write a caption for each of the photos.
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Photo #2: Whatever that iz, do not want.
2nd Photo: wtf r u doin
Picture # 4: Leave me for i has died.
Alas poor PAtrick for thee never new so well.
(If that’s not Shakespear i don’t know what els)
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? (Hamlet, V.i)
Ok you’ve made your point but i do complement you on you research.
#3: TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIIIIIIVE!
Photo 1
Yer chair smells… Ye need shower!!
1st pic: Oh my gods i’m sooo hung over…
2nd pic: Holy hell, something smells like ass around here!
3rd pic: I swear i’m gonna fix this chair if it kills me!
4th pic: It killed me!
1. It’s only Tuesday…
2. Dang! You’re ugly!
3. Must… grab… remote…
4. Who farted?!
Get an iChair.
#3:
you… tonight.
1. (sniff) (sniff) Awwwww Yaaaaa.
2. You wanna do what?
3. Get back here so I can stab at thee.
4. (in relation to 1.) Ok, maybe not.
1. “Come clooooser.”
2. “AAAHHHHH! HAWK’S BACK! HIDE THE BOOZE!”
3. “Hey. What’s that?”
4. “Eeehk. Hairball” XP
All i can think of with #2 is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_BD_WBg9aA
Seriously. The eyes.
#3 Long Cat TAKE MY HAND!!!!!
#4 Long Cat NOOOOOOOOO!!! (in reference to 3)
1: “We’re sorry, the kitty that you have dialed is unavailable right now.”
2: “Nooo! Big bubble butt gonna squish me!”
3: “Hey guys, have you seen my contact lens? Everything is all topsy-turvy?”
4: “That was, without a doubt, the WORST pickle I have ever had!”
photo #1: id scratch you if i wasnt so comfy
photo #2: I can kill you with my brain
thats all i have hehe
great photos dude
Heh, I like yours, Oziris, especially the comfy one.
haha - nice River quote..
#1: Ugh, it’s Wednesday…
#2: You want me to do WHAT!!!
#3: Luke, I am your father.
#4: i’m practicing for Romeo and Juliet. I’m playing Romeo.
I’ve seen some strange behaviour with my friends but i’ll have to say that’s just Strange with a capital S.
Photo #2: “Bill Gate is buyning Apple?!?”
1. Mmph…if only this thing hadn’t sprouted a furry addendage…
(Or, alternatively…)
Must. Hide. Good. Twin’s. Forelimb before Hawk comes ba– Oh, hello, Hawk…just lazing on the chair here…
2. …That’s gonna leave a mark!
(or, continued from last one)
I swear by my frightful expression, I have no idea what you’re talking about…
3. Em…Gimme a hand, pleasy please? Think me spine’s dislocated…
4. *daydreaming* Mmh…delicious fish icecream…
(Or)
ACK! An invisible alien’s chocking me!
1. Where is mah force lightenin!
2. The Power of Christ Compels You!
or Ze Goggles! They do nothing!
3. Judo Chop!
4. Man, thats some good cat nip!
The second picture is truly a:
Bu-But WHY? :(
1. wow what a weekend.
2. Brainsssssss….
3. come to me my pretty
4. all ur burgerz have… ooops finished em already
1. there… is… another… sky…walk…er
2. what??? im supposed to eat the rat??
3. i see the light at the end of the tunnel!
4. what ever happened to my 9 lives?
1. Gravity generator… check…. to strong….
2. Wait, the vet’s going to do WHAT me!?
3. Bow before me, for I am you new lord and god!
4. *Game Over* Sabang? Sabang? Saaaabaang!! You can’t do that Sabang, you’ll create a time paradox!
1) HIGH FIVE!!…………………yeah, well screw you too.
2) Hawk walks around without pants on alot… and sometimes he drops things.
3)I’ll Get You Next Time Gadget!
4) 3,2,1, BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!
#4 - “Ugh. Go away, it’s Caturday.”
(1) Invisible foot-long sandwich
#4: Ewww, this chair tastes awful!
#3: I am Sabang. Pleased to meet you. *offers paw shake*
#3 - Wut dus this buton dew?
#3 GET TO ZE CHOOPER!
#2 NOOOOOOOW!
#4
Er…
#4*insert Arnold Schwarzenegger cry in pain*
#1: I am never going chair spinning again…
#4: ha ha, you have to work ;P (yes, the cat is winking and the tongue is out.. I noticed)
picture #2
u want me to do whaaaat?
#1 i has ur chair, u stand now
#3 (or maybe 2): I is in ur chair, stealing ur comfort.
Picture 2: Can’t think of a decent caption, but it would definitely have to do with the Thriller video.
Photo #2- You dare question Ming the Merciless!?!
Photo 2
I will NOT use that PC
Hahaha, #2 is the funniest. XD
“KITTY NEEDS KITTY LITTER PLZ”
pic #2: Beware the green-eyed monster
Hawk, you should choose the best captions and put the pics up on icanhascheezburger.com
Also, very cute kitteh
1. Ugh. Coffee over here, please!
2. What the #%@$! is in there.
3. Quick, give me that stirring stick so I can kill this thing!
4. That’s the last time I drink Hawk’s coffee.
1)Hiding in plane sight….no you cannot see me.
2)My whisker’s sense is tingling!
3)Just a little more…and i got you.
4)Another day of crime fighting at a perfect end
Whaa… is that an IBM?
#2: do not want
#3(this shall own you all: Rose….bud
#1 “Fly you fools!”
#1: I’m tired.. leave me be. *shoo* *shoo*
#2: They did WHAT?!
P.S: I know this is a little Off-Topic, but the latest AG Lite is funny yet a little sad (poor </3). Looking at the bright side, at least the I.<3.U mail didn’t contain a nice virus filled with love and joy just for Hawk’s Mac.
#2: You *WILL* worship MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
#2: Can’t…sleep…clowns will eat me…
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?!
Oh damn, so fluffy and funny u.u .
#1 = Aw, stop that!
(or)
Just… A little… Closer…
#2 = You’re kidding me!
(or)
OMG, WTH?
#3 = Come to the Dark Side!
(or)
Save Yourself… It’s over for me.
#4 = You’re Booooring!
(or)
Ugh, i hate photo sessions.
Photo 2:
“But I poop from there…”
#1. zis chair is….uh mon comfy
#2. I SAID kiss tha paw
#3. you gotta little shmoots on ya…here let me.
#4. Waaaaaasssssuuuuuupppp…(what else lol)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10932228@N07/2384348318/
You guys got it all wrong, the cat clearly reenacts Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove (the character of Dr. Strangelove, that is):
1) Radioactivity half-life…*ponders* I think possibly a… 100 years.
2) It would not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer. Nuclear reactors could… I’m sorry, Mr. President…
3) The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
4) Animals could be bread and SLAUGHTERED
OMG that cat has the most beautiful bright green eyes ever! He’s such a cutie! :D
#1. hnnn…is it that time already?
#2. What are YOU looking at?!
#3. Uncle Sabang wants YOU….to give me a belly rub.
#4. Blarg. I am slain!
1)5 more min zzzzz
2)We can’t stop here. This is bat country
3)You god damn paparazzi
4)I pZn Ur base
#1 Gravity iz opshinul.
#2 I am Hypnokitty! You will feed me fish!
#3 No Paparazi!
#4 Ur chair smelz uv ass.
You sir, got chosen by a very adorable feline.
More adopted by the feline actualy.
(but with his cat it’s more like being put into hard labour with no breaks)
This assumes a male Sabang!
Photo #2: Man, I am sooo glad I had that ugly thing removed!
I can only thing of one… and that is for the second pic.
” Oh god! He is back with the waffle iron!”
#1- I is plotting your demise…
#2- No man, I swear I didn’t do it!
#3- I know where you sleep! *twitch*
#4- Eww… This chair tastes like butt!
#1.”Longcat is the longer cat. Leave me to my shame.”
#2.”Oh Fuck. The internet is here.”
#4.”I can haz lolipopz?”
creepy cat
#4: Today Sabang discovers that unlike ants, cats cannot lift 10 times their own weight.
1. Looks like that slacker Hawk is off playing video games or something. I guess it’s up to me to come up with an idea for today’s comic…Again!
2. I’VE GOT IT!!! Eve is abducted by the triple-breasted aliens from Eroticon 6 and is made their queen.
3. She then leads them in the ultimate battle against the evil Whangdoodles of the southern swamps where she…
4. Ah, screw it! I’ll just do another fart joke.
1. -_- Zzz…
2. O_O
3. :\
4. :P
#1: “gah! can’t….get….out…”
#2: “wait. no. THAT DOESN’T GO THERE!!!”
#3: “what the /hell/ are you doing on the floor, human?”
#4: “I’m too tired to bother paying attention to you”
2. “I be hypnotized”
pic #1: come over here and hit yourself repeatedly with my paw, i can’t be bothered to come over there and do it myself
pic #2: that is the biggest bag of catnip I have ever seen
pic #3: and look it goes down to the ground and everything
pic #4: catnip, wasssssssssup!
#1: Meh… take him to be executed
#2: I will consume your SOUL!
#3: “I find your lack of faith… disturbing”
#4: I’m a cat so I’m better than you are
“Uhg what a night. I’ve got such a nip-over”
“What the crap is that on the ceiling? Is that a stuffed toucan? WTF?”
“Dude get the camera outta my face I look terrible! C’mon turn it off!”
“Oooooh I gotta get to a litter box. This isn’t gonna be pretty.”
1. Awww… He looks so funny…
2. What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to f***in’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
3. Wise guy eh! Come and say that to may face why doncha!
4. Yeah you better run away you big pussy!
1. WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
2. I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
3. Take my paw and we will walk beyond the veil.
4. Kitty KISS Fan
Photo 2 is freakin’ awesome. I think it’s perfect for:
wut I haz seen
cannot be un-seen
Great photos Hawk, and that’s a gorgeous cat!
Photo 1 - “Aww yeah, I love my naps.”
Photo 2 - “Uh. Hey! Get the hell away from me!”
Photo 3 - “Yeah, that’s right you do what I tell you.”
Photo 4 - “Oh god I love the taste of my chin.”
#1: boobs
#2: boobs
#3: boobs
#4: boobs
#3: bow before Chairman Meow!
#1: My chair, MINE!
#2: What do you mean were out of catnip?!?!
#3: Ooooh! What does this button do?
#4: Wait, that was poison gas! Aack-!
photo 1.ZZZZZZZ (snot bubble pop)
photo 2.You talkin to me?
photo 3.YOU talkin to ME???
photo 4.Dosen’t matter i’m not Talkin to you!
You could easily make an AGL comic where it turns out your cat edits your comics.
1. ugh what did i do last night.
2. what u looking at .
3.Comer you.
4. bleh thats the nastiest thing ive seen
1st pic: Come here so I can scratch ya.
2nd pic: Not another Spiderman movie.
3rd pic: Ooooooh, bubblegum.
4th pic: Eating that sick rat was a bad idea.
1) No… more… Jack… Daniels…
2) There is no Sabang, only Zuul!
3) Kneel before Zod!
4) How old was that tuna?
The last one should be captioned:
DOA (Dead On Arrival)