Hawk: i got some milk here…due date Jan 27
Ananth: Auto-reply: errands
Hawk: *sniffs* smells ok
Hawk: should i risk it
Hawk: i’m gonna risk it!
Hawk: you’re not here to stop me!
Hawk: so if i die
Hawk: it will be your fault
Hawk: death by bad milk, could have been saved if ananth was at his computer. but noooooo he had errands!
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uhhh… you dead?
still alive, i guess the milk was still ok.
But the next time could be your LAST!! (Scary music plays and lightning flashes)
Never trust the smell of milk. One day it’ll smell fine, and then – BAM! – chunks.
*Shudders.*
You know humans are about the only species where the adults drink milk, and the only one that drinks milk from other species. Does that make us great, or weird?
Weird, no doubt.
so what does that make people who suffer from lactose intolerance?
gods
It makes you a normal adult. We only maintain our ability to drink milk because we still drink it (additionally certain cheese consumption) and how often we use milk in recipes.
We’re also the only species that paints our faces and chests and toot air horns at team sporting event.
Come to think of it, we’re the only species that hold team sporting events.
Yes, we’re weird. And great.
Go Giants! xD
Yes!!! Giants all the way!!! =D
Yes, all true, but that doesn’t involve drinking fluids from other species. Mind you, I guess the other species prefer that to being eaten so perhaps it’s a mark of enlightenment. Ewww! I wonder if cows enjoy being milked? How would it affect my milk consumption if they did?
What about that species of ants that milks the buttjuice of the aphids? :D Humanity is not alone!
that’s good comedy. XD
kinda weird, true.
reminds me of this comic-strip here:
http://nicht-lustig.de/toondb/040402.html
Translation:
“A lawsuit for sexual harrasment at work?”
“You call it milking, I call it sick!”
If your still alive this may be relevant to your interests
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman%2C_Turkey
Nananananananana
Turkey!
Quote from Wikipedia: “It also shares it’s name with a popular DC Superhero who stalks the night. THE NIGHT!”
Is it also VENGEANCE!! ? XD
What would make this truly funny is if the aforementioned errand was….going out and buying more milk. ;-)
Bwahahaha… Chris FTW! ^_^
You two just need to get married. :D
Actually, some cultures routinely drink expired milk. By their standards, it’s not “expired”, it just tastes different from fresh milk.
WTF…. thats just odd….
Our reality is the results of the after effects of bad bovine byproducts…thus a figment of our collective bovine effected imaginations… LOL.
Hence the reason I don’t drink milk.
-Hayden
Milk, if properly refrigerated will last for about five days after the expiration date.
Heh, that makes my fridge the right temp for milk.
Hawk you are such a diva xD
I swear, you guys must pick at each other most, if not all, of the day. Oh to be a fly on the wall…
It’s like highschool.
But on the internet!
*INTERNET WEDGIE*
Funny.
It’s only a few days past due so it should be okay because i now cooking 101.0_0
milk is good for ze boyz… either that or you get serious problems with your digestion… *hnnnnnnghhhh* toilet!!! *runs* *uuughhhhh* *sssssssssssssst* *aaaahhhhhh*
greetings ;)
Ha, reminds me of phone conversations with my Mom after I moved out. “Uh, it expired yesterday, is it okay?” Mom: *laughs* “Yes, honey, it’s fine.” XD
This should be an AGLite…hee hee! =D