Jess went grocery shopping over the weekend and found this at the store. She took a picture with her iPhone and sent it to me. I was a bit speechless.
“A little Butt Rub makes everything better”
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I need a butt rub
O____O …Bloody ‘ell…hm…still,it looks rather tasty
NOW I’LL NEVER KNOW HOW DELICIOUS THAT BUTT-RUB IS.
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o_O Man… EUWWW ! >.< GHYAHHHHHH ! O_o
Utterly gross !
I wonder how tastey that butt rub is? salty and hickory flavored? Maple? Mmmm.. rump roast..
Oh wait.. I said that out loud..
I’ve heard of much more strange and extrodinary food here in the UK. Example, a Faggot. Hear abot one of those there in the U.S?
isn’t that a cigeratte ? or Am I mistaken
actually your right there but there is a food poduct called a faggot. Bassicly it’s like sausage meat but roasted instead.
Sounds sexy.
No, a cigarette is a fag. A faggot is actually a bundle of firewood. Haven’t heard of the food-type. :)
all i can say is next time your here try one. (If you dare)
(insert evil laugh here)
actually, a faggot can be a homosexual person. theres why it scared meO.o
Or are we not talking about food here but instead something dirrent?0_- I mean i can’t see what your talking about theres no picture my end.
OH! just found the picture and i have to say i’ve deffinatly seen more stranger food over here.0_0
I like where this is goin’! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Giggidy!?0_- what are you smoking?!
O___O ……….
Anything alive there?
wtf… -_-
thats all i can say
anyone want buttrub peanuts?
1877buttrub
buttrub.com
I have to applaud whoever came up with “Butt Rub”. That’s just awesome! :D In the same vein, in the store, I’ve seen “Ass-Kickin’ Hot Sauce” which has a picture of a mule kicking a man in the pants. And my friend had some hot sauce called “Colon Cleaner” with the subtitle, “If you thought it was hot, wait’ll you hit the pot!” Same thing: I applaud those with an edgy-enough sense of humor to have the balls to actually market these things in grocery stores! — and have stores stock ‘em! :D
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/ass-kickin-sauce.html
How about I open up a can of Whoopass to go with that?
http://www.jonessodastore.com/shop/product.php?productid=16216&cat=0&page=1
Ha, nice! For that matter, what about all those beers with great names! My personal favorite is a local Baltimore brew, “Old Leghumper.”
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/12516/27857
If we’re talking beer, then bow before the dominance of Arrogant Bastard Ale (http://www.arrogantbastard.com/).
how about a drink called trolls bottom or bishops arse! seriosly there actualy not bad drinks!lmao!!!!
I can see it now: “Honey! I need more Butt Rub!” Yes ma’am!
Actually, it’s really a good seasoning. A little on the salty side, but it’s actually pretty good…and it gets one of my roommates in hysterical laughter every time I pull it out. Keeps the tension down. Lmao
How about a Bucket of LOL?
Wait, what are the ingredients?
Hell, everyone needs a nice, good old fashion butt rub once in awhile.
My God, that’s hilarious.
o…m…g…
so weird and discusting, yet i am curius…
must resist
It wasn’t enough that there had to be a drink called BAWLZ…LOL
…Am I the only one who expected this to be a story about Jess’ butt being grabbed and/or touched in the store, but yet in no way was let down when it turned out to be a name of a food? XD
What the stuffs a secret? It’s actually really good. Especially when grilled into a steak.
hmmm… was there spotted dick near by?
don’t diss the spotted dick
HAHAHA.
Spotted dick is good tough
BTW Does the iphone take rubbish pictures like that?
And the burger was a good idea why?
Well - one of our local food chains has a nice typo on one of it’s price tags: The energy drink named ‘Dark Dog’ somehow turned into ‘Dork Tag’.
Didn’t change it for two month now… so I guess nobody notices. Too bad if ppl don’t speak proper english :)
I have just enough trouble trying to under stand my people because of the decrese in volcabulary. We had to write a new book on ‘chav’ lingo!0_0
BTW Comic 424
Do you say “For the love of god” or “for the love of allah”? oO
Would amount to the same, wouldn’t it ?
I am so totally wearing these at the underwear affair run in Vancouver.
http://va08.uncoverthecure.org/site/PageServer?pagename=va08_homepage
Your on the wrong page idiote! XD
hey this stuff is a great seasoning! I’m surprised y’all hadn’t heard of this stuff before.. but then again that is probably my fault for living in Alabama. My Grandpa hosts a BBQ competition over in Mobile and he knows the guy who makes this fine product.
Really, what inspired this gentleman to name it ‘but rub’?
well it is a seasoning that he used in his BBQ competitions on his Boston Butts… and lets just put it this way.. when you go up against this guy in a BBQ competition you might as well just lay down, spread ‘em wide and prepare for some anal plowage ’cause you’re about to get pwnzed.
oh my goodness i must know what the ‘but rub’ is made from so i can impart all that tastiness to my meats
haha, i can’t believe someone would actually trademark it
Eeeewwwwwww…. x_x
That was just…wrong!
My mind is burning at the Thoght of it. :{
(_!_) here’s my butt lets start rubbin!
not on your life