IM conversation with Xero….
Xero: Here’s what you need to do – and pay attention here:
Xero: iBoob. Think about it.
Hawk: iboob, it comes in different sizes. the iboob, the iboob nano, the iboob shuffle… one boob bigger than the other.
Xero: pffffffffhahahaah
Xero: iBoob is also available in a variety of colors to match your choosing and or lifestyle, including (but not limited to) lucious, tanned, and geek.
Xero: Let’s not get started on the control interface. The mind boggles.
Hawk: then there’s the wannabees ..BoobVista
Hawk: that shoots out warnings when used ..”are you sure you want to squeeze?”
Xero: niptweak.exe has encountered an error. Please refondle.
Hawk: i’m so posting this
… help me.