IM conversation with Xero….
Xero: Here’s what you need to do - and pay attention here:
Xero: iBoob. Think about it.
Hawk: iboob, it comes in different sizes. the iboob, the iboob nano, the iboob shuffle… one boob bigger than the other.
Xero: pffffffffhahahaah
Xero: iBoob is also available in a variety of colors to match your choosing and or lifestyle, including (but not limited to) lucious, tanned, and geek.
Xero: Let’s not get started on the control interface. The mind boggles.
Hawk: then there’s the wannabees ..BoobVista
Hawk: that shoots out warnings when used ..”are you sure you want to squeeze?”
Xero: niptweak.exe has encountered an error. Please refondle.
Hawk: i’m so posting this
… help me.
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lol my GF is gonna laugh her ass of at this
Price points? I’d consider.
I can just see the open source community filling up with DIY kits…
ROFL!! :D
imagine the crazy toys they’ll make for the iboob. No more annoying robo dogs and cats. Now we’ll have the itassels.
imagine what the old ipod dj would look like :P
What’s the return policy?
Length of warranty guarding against unanticipated effects of age?
OOH! Geek colors. I like. :) I wonder what the physics engine is like. Hopefully it’s not the DOA Extreme engine. Those things were out of control! Are there iPerkiness settings? Or are they like Pokemnon? Gotta glomp them all…
Sorry, DOA X2 physics engine. My bad.
You can upgrade your iBoob with more silicone.
I wonder if you’d need an iFondle to use the upgrades. And of course the cheaper version for those that couldn’t afford an iFondle would be the iGrope.
now the question is “can it interface with the ipod and play music?” and if so, then “does it gyrate and bounce when it plays music?” LMAO!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keepon
I think this illustrates Keepon’s abilities a bit better. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g-yrjh58ms
crap…. now i want a keepon AND 2 a pair of iBoobs, sense you know 1 wont be enough =D
ew, you vulgar humans! it is somewhat uncomfortable to read. its kinda amusing, but disgusting. what other functions does the iboob have? any upgrades, or maybe a silicone bra?
The iBoob Gen 2, now with the clicknipple
All I have to say is… Thank you. I just got done dealing with every new freshman computer on campus, I’ve had to deal with more Vista Machines than any one person should ever have to see. I needed this.
iBoob. Clever. I needed the laugh after today’s work. I work in windows all day but that’s not the source of my headaches (my vista ultimate serves me well), co-workers.
Then of course there is the very real, er, “brother” product: iRod. You can find it at ohmibod.com if you’re curious.
Thats as bad as the HelloKitty “Personal Massager” ive seen.
They’ve corupted Hello Kitty too?!? Oh the humanity…
I think I need to enrol you in rehab, dahlin’.
iBoob Shuffle. Tastiest iBoob ever.
C’mon, you all know it had to be said at least once…
That’s good shit. Thanks. :)
Oh God…We’re gonna see t-shirts out of this aren’t we?
Its a good thing you haven’t seen the iCame poster in the Net…or have you? Anyways with this type of intellectual marketing products that are free for 50% of the world’s masses it makes the rest want it even more.
A BTW whats the “help me” in the end about. I didn’t get that one.
Does the iBoob need an iBra to hold it while not in active use?
Iboob, natrailly in surround sound, just stick your head in the Iboob and drift away as 50decibles of rock shake your face into oblivion.
gunna be more popular that the lap cushion.
Nah, they’ll make a jacket like they ahve over on thinkgeek, with the chest pocket for your mp3 player, only it’ll be a bra-style holder for your iBoob.
possibly even one on the other side for a battery the same size and shape as the iBoob, so you have a matching side by side pair.
By Gen 3, Apple will introduce the iBoob Nipple Store. Thousands of different nipples, all on your chest!
That is fantastic
Now, I’m not going to say anything, but -
http://img.waffleimages.com/44f3a0d4e54ad072af7da18fd6408aa563476dfc/top326.jpg
I’d buy one.
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…Actually, no. No I wouldn’t.
The iBra is simply an addon which has internally built speakers.
BTW: I want the REAL iHouse. >;o
(The fully built family home with speakers and ports everywhere! even waterproof in the toilet!)
… Or at least a full size icar (not those cheap remote control ones.) one where i can drive to work to.
I would seriouslu buy an Iboob