Fred: hahaha
Fred: “drink me!” “Rub me all over!”
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When the NyQuil starts talking to you, you’ve had enough. ;P
yes, i believe the NyQuil has ensnared you. :)
NOW pictures of the betta!
it’s on flickr.
What kind of sick sicko are you?! :P
Chris, this is Hawk we’re talking about. You really sure you want him to answer that? :P
he likes boobs! as what the comics show, but i do believe that hawk/haque is going somewhere veeery brilliantly with this nyquil stuff…. hmmmmmm :D
aawww. cartoons make me want to do whatever they say…
dood! the kind of NyQuil is the best kind on the market! the kind that has a funky face! yes… vapo-rub, rub all over me, make me feel good.
umm…. nah, i wont say it
umm… yeah. When the Nyquil starts talking to you, you’ve definitely had way too much. Think you need to lay off a bit?
Now I’m confused…is that Fred, Megatokyo Fred, or did you just name the Nyquil “Fred”? Either way…completely awesome!
Where did my feet go??
Uhm… THEIR. Their feet. :-S
Dear Hawk and Ananth,
I was homeless for three years. I suggest you try it out and see how well you take being spat on before mocking those who have had to suffer it.
Seriously, try it out and then go by a resturant and fast food diner and look at the people eating a meal and TRY fucking not thinking you would fucking kill someone just for a bloody piece of what they are eating!
In short, go fuck yourselves up your mothers dicks!
It’s humor pal, see it for what it is.
Seriously!
And hey - if you’re so worried about the hungry homeless, why aren’t you doing something like selling your computer and feeding them, rather than busting H & A’s huevos over a joke.
And if you’re still homeless…how can you afford a computer?
*Imagines homeless guy sitting on cardboard box, stealin’ someones unsecure wireless network*
I think someone has been drinking too much NyQuil…
Wouldn’t be surprised….
Comments like this always amuse me. The author starts out all nice and polite (”Dear Hawk and Ananth”), but by the end of the comment is (inferred from sentence structure and wording) so mad he or she is screaming (nearly) incoherently.
Seriously: if you were that upset to start with, why the attempt at polite reasoning? And if you actually thought to convince anyone of anything (other than your lunacy), why digress into meaningless drivel, punctuated by curses?
Being cursed at never changed anyone’s mind; you attract more flies with honey than vinegar.
How does one do that, anyway? Fuck yourself up a dick (regardless of who it belongs to).
Wow…! Flamebait!
Let’s throw “No” a pity party, so he can sit around feeling sorry for himself and we can all join in so he’s not so lonesome.
Pal, I did the homeless thing for a spell myself (and a damn sight longer than you did). It’s not the sort of thing you should wear a badge of honor about. There’s nothing noble about “surviving” being homeless - by and large it’s simply the result of bad choices, our own responsibilities.
“But [scapegoat] caused it!” Nope, not so. The scapegoat (military, family, government, etc.) was circumstance, but you made the choices that put you in that circumstance. And don’t act like you have special insight - you don’t. Plenty of others have been there before you.
Like others have said: humor - it’s this great idea where you don’t take things (even yourself) too seriously.
Hear hear!
3 cheers!
no one could have said it better
“If we can not laugh at ourselves…”
For some reason, this seems to fit rather well here.
No,
I’m sure you’ve laughed at the Muslim/race jokes we post up here from time to time. We just ran a joke about sacred cows, which is me (Indian & Hindu). We certainly don’t take ourselves seriously, so we have little notion of giving anyone else special treatment.
Sorry to hear about your tough times, but try not to let your sense of humor die with them.
Take care,
-Ananth
I’m asian, but when sb makes a asian funny, i just laugh. if you let humor die………ur gonna be a sad sad man
well, as long as you respect and have knowledge of your own nationality and religion, its fine!
That reminds me. I feel that white people on the whole have been discriminated against in this comic.
White trash has (or would that be have) every right to be made fun of. I demand a that we be made fun of… and you can’t use George or Paris Hilton, that would be too easy.
This makes me happy…so I second the motion!
You might have missed it, but there is something called humor on this webpage…
And you might want to read past the first two boxes…
ok i think your missing the humor…
id make a more meaningful remark but i doubt you’ll ever even see this comment
I cannot belive that i have never discovered this web comic before….. I really feel lame.
Nyquil Is really nasty. But since it works, I don’t think i should complain. It’s mostly the only reason why I’m here this morning…
Ahhh, the Nyquil, it is so enticing!
Nyquil doesn’t nock me out like it should…It keeps me up O.o dayqil nocks me out…..and vapor rub its the most awsomeness thing on earth!!!! it smells soooooo nice, and it helps stop snoring! * learned that when i spread some under my sisters noes mawahahahahaha*
I have this problem as well. Codine does nothing for me either.
BTW.. nice name. =)
Man it so like the 70 ad’s
Oy…
Nyquil is happy though. Makes you sleeeszzpppzzz.z,alsh
Dude. I hafta use the liquigels cuz I just can handle the taste of it…no alcohol for me!
Vicks reminds me of grandma’s house and I used to sniff her jar of it for fun…
o.O
Okay, please come with these friendly gentlemen… don’t you like their pretty white coats?
What? Yes, you can sniff them later, sure…
Do you like your new erm…’coat’?? Good. Yes, the sleeves are supposed to be that long….
O.o
cool art =)
Why shpank you muchly ^^
aww, you poor bunny - you really are really sick =(
Get well soon!
And stop hallucinating about animate medicine! That can’t be good… o_0
I will never, ever look at either of those two products the same way again. *turns green*
Awh, How could I possibly refuse, talking Vapo-Rub?
-Embraces fondly-
I have had that happen to me before. I took a lot of Nyquil, and I swear it had to have winked at me or something. The next day I woke up in the closet…..It haunts me to this day.
Trippy! O_o
After hearing your story, I wish to drink nyquil to see what would happen.
Next day empty bottles of Nyquil are found… next day Paul is found tring to bite into truck that looks like twinky, while whereing a power ranger suit, while combating a fat guy of which he thinks is the kool-aid guy… next he is found thinking that he is Solid Snake, and hits several people, while escaping… finally he wakes up in a oven, after thinking he was in silent hill… off in the distance pyramid head walks ominesly out of a fog). ?
…. I have a over reactive imagination, this makes me wonder if this really is what I would do.
drinking too much nyquil does get you all messed up. its the dextromethorphan… its creates a hallucinogenic effect if enough is taken…
Huh. I did not know this.
Rotfl ^^ Few day’s ago I saw something like that. It’s funny ;)
There’s only one thing still missing in these comments:
NiQuil, NiQuil, NiQuil, we love you!
You giant f*cking Q!
The Q is talking to me!
The Q is talking to me!
dennis leary? and wasnt it ‘NiQuil, NiQuil, NiQuil, we love you you die in F*cking Q, and NyQuil is hte answer to all you 12 step recovery people…’ and so on. also the ‘What a great adveratising idea put a Hudge F*ing Q on the box!, get high and stare at it the “Q” is talkign to me.’ i think i’m gonna go listen to that skit :D
yeah i think me and HAwk are in the same sick boat right now. except that i accidently to the day time version of the Nyquil offbrand that you can’t figure out if it’s for day or night untill you have taken it at 11pm and are wide awake at 3 in the morning and have to be at chick-fil-a at 7 to sell chicken to the hungry masses. this is why i hate off brand meds. they all have weird names and i’m to lazy to read the full list of instructions. see nyquil and dayqil that simple. lol! oh well time for another dose…
“You take the blue pill (NyQuil) and the story ends.
You wake in your bed and you believe
whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill (DayQuil) and you stay
in Wonderland, and I show you how
deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Ahhhhh NyQuil… “The Moonshine of Medicine” as Lewis Black might say.
Haven’t had a vapoRub in awhile… heh heh all riiiiight.
It’s not what those guys(VapoRub & NyQuil) look like that’s so disturbing…it’s what they say to you while dancing on the ceiling as you lie there in bed under the influence of a fever and the NyQuil. -_^ ^_^
sweet freakin’ powerangers, when i was out cold i thought the Nyquil wanted to rape me O.O
hmmmm… is it possible to od on nyquil?
after seeing hawk, yes, i’m afriad you can
Don’t know why, but when I saw that picture I immediately thought “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”. o_0
I’m still trying to work out what sort of vehicle they are driving in the Lite cartoon. It looks either like a massively modified Messerschmitt that seats three across or the sort of ancient American car they drive in Cuba.
Like the cartoon. Scared of your vaporub people. Are they coming to get me?
Alice is in the backseat…
im never going to look at vicks the same way again….they might be looking at me while i use them….
Dude, those two are scarier than clowns. And that’s saying something.
yeah, my student teacher last year took Nyquil once. She had a dream about being in a stolen taxi trying to return something she accidentally stole (?.) Then the cops came and some kid from my class jumped out of the trunk, while next to her was some other person sermonizing about theft.
It turns out there were drugs involved (in the dream, not in the dreaming) as well :/. Needless to say I’ve never tried Nyquil…
Whats all this stuff about being homeless???
All I see are vapor rub and NyQuil…
I don’t see the connection, anyone care to enlighten me?
Ok, took me a minute, but I figured it out… the homeless comments are about the AG lite strip when this was posted.