It’s the neighborhood terror, Ashley. If anyone was destined to grow up a despot, it’s her.
This is just a quick post from work - more when I have a free moment, I’m sure.
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I must say, Ashley is one of my favorite characters. I’ve babysat, and been a kid just like her…several times. I only did it cuz I was tired of being the tackle dummy in football for my cousins and brother…
Luckily, I outgrew it…maybe there’s hope for her.
Nope, no hope. Future dictator, I’m afraid.
She cant rule the world!…thats my job
too bad, you did a crappy job, bush is evidence.
ooh, harsh dood.
Exactly. You bring in a crappy horse and then quickly switch it with a ringer alien clone straight outta the X-Files or Compton. Way to go, ninja boxer.
dear god!
she’s about to bleach hawk’s black clothes!
No, I think it’s safe to say that that child is evil incarnate. She is the reason that my idea of babysitting involves rope and duct tape.
XD
For a second there I misread ” and duct tape”.
Eww
XD
For a second there I misread ” rape and duct tape”.
Eww
O_O
EwewewewewewewewewewewewEW!
….. O_O
haha me too. i’m caffeine drunk atm
Goodness, a post that doesn’t say “work, work work!” (mostly)
I am both surprised and impressed!
Ahahaha, leave me alone. ;_;
No.
Also, never.
Ahahaha, mm. <3
Sorry, you can never get rid of me.
Ahaha … ahhh … wait, should I be hearing an ominous thundercrack? XD
Likely? :D
more like a hollywood fire explostion in the background
that makes me think… ashley needs theme music!
Star Wars. Imperial March.
I was thinking more of the Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner XD
HOw about the Psycho theme? VREEE-VREE-VREE-VREE!
i was thinking more of s One Winged Angel kind of thing…
Eeeeh…more Dancing Mad, I think.
I dont get the last panel with the bleach thing… ._.
Imagine looking down the barrel of the innocent looking water gun. And then getting splashed in the face with innocent looking water…only to find it BURNING!
oh ok now it makes sense… i thought it was a Nerf gun… it look similar to one in issue 314.
I was personally thinking about Hawk wearing white and not black, but you know what? You pose a good point about the burning…
That was my thought too. And he’s got it coming. He stole her tricycle! So he started it.
He may have stolen her tricycle, but that kid still is pure evil. She’s all of what,5? If that; I was on a bike by that age, not a tricycle. I would love to see him take Mr. Bear hostage then turn Mr. Bear on her.
I child destined for a VERY healthy dose of Holy Water if there ever was one.
I think Mr.Bear has his own agenda in mind. I bet he takes her out of the picture before she rises to power.
She’ll rise to power, and just as she lets down her guard, Mistah Bear will rise up and usurp the throne.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Don’t worry…Mistah Bear will be a far more fair ruler…but those who oppose him are never heard from again…
then if thats fair what would she do? O_o
All Hail Lord Bear!
What would she do? I’m thinking end of days, personally.
Are lord and master foamy will never let this bear usurp what is the most dearest, he shall not win!
I believe you mean “WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR”
I believe she will probably execute him before he gets that chance
…..no more freedom of thinking and speech….
I see an Ashley vs Hawk in the future. ^_^
That could be so much fun.
I can picture it:
Ashley starts being cute, Hawk falls for it and Mistah Bear makes him trip.
I thinking about something more like kidnapping his I-book.
And then…death to the child.
Our poor, poor Ananth, slaving away…while the rest of us (Or at least I am…but I’m pretty sure that I’m not the only one) are goofing off from work. :p
Did someone just mention my name? Interesting. I shall be checking on this…
Oh no! We’re on the list!
I am back- I snuck back on (with help of my assistant). On the list, you say? That is an interesting idea…. I shall make one, and, as you mentioned, you are the first one on it. Although, the apple one, I shall not put on, for I will earn his trust and then- you are watching correct? That is a gone plan. Well, you are a mere gnat. I shall be back, in 2 days. And as for you, Giga Guess, I may not know who you are, where you live, but, lets just say, wear water-proof clothes….
Giga, run to somewhere Far far away…..
now mister bear needs theme music….
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Runs…fast and far.*
Imposter! You shall pay dearly for this.
T…two Mistah Bears?!
……..RRRRUUUNNNN!!!!!
But which…which one’s the real one?!
WHO CARES?!! both are dangerous!
But think about it…if we let them fight it out, the victor shall be weakened…and then…
TICKETS!! $10 a piece!!
Imposter! Pah. And, if you truly were THE mr. bear, you would go by your formal name, Mr. Bear, instead of how that colleague of mine says it. By the way, I only have a chance at talking on every 2 days, which means about 1 & 1/2 days, as you can see. From here, I shall bid farewell to you, human imposter of mr. bear, and say: watch your clothes dryer…..
Hawk should so go for the whole exorcism thing and bring Ashley to the Apple side of the force by bathing her in the glorious radient glow that emits out of the beauty that is an iPod, that might just be enough to turn her (what i believe to be a “Windows loving” heart) to the good side of the force that would be MAC.
or have her recoil to the light from the iPod like a vampire does to sunlight that would be sweet too! =]
HEY! Not every PC user is evil, y’know!
yeah i’m just self hating on this one anyways because i have a PC with Windows XP on it in my room and it is currently of no use to me but as a paper weight i need to blow my hard drive and reformat it. victory shall be mine! mwahahahah!
…i personally think Zen is better than the ipod, but thats just me.
Zen > Ipud Vision:M comes with fm tuner and a better interface. Plus movies without formatting and buying extra software!
I use a PC because I have no other choice: Macs are awfully expensive in Argentina… Someone buy me one, please!
Phear the damage when Eve sees Hawk get hurt. She does not (would not) know how serious, even if the bleach only gets on his clothes. She also does not know the difference between age for kids and adults. Rampaging Eve would scare Ashley so bad that Ashley may surprise her own mom at being nice for the rest of her life.
Or are we all just jerking off?
“Or are we all just jerking off?”
Nope, just you. XD
I don’t think Eve would ever harm a child. She’s too sweet for that.
Eve would probably huggle Ashley into oblivion.
Eve: “Aww, you’re so cute!” *huggle*
Ashley: “NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!”
“I wanna hug you, an’ hold you, and’ squeeze you into itty bitty pieces!”
Oh my a-gawd, does it show my age that I know what that’s from?
I’m sure it shows Hawk/Ananth’s age that they based Ashley on the source of that very quote.. :D
Who’s next, the dodo? Is the dodo a linux user? Tell me he is!
Only if it makes me old for citing the line, David.
Ahahaha, @Cathal:
Ashley definitely isn’t based on Elmyra (Elmira?) … I know the reference (and Tiny Toons was awesome, for the record), but Elmyra drove me up the wall. I was never a huge fan of her segments, haha. Mr. Bear and Ashley are more like Pinky and the Brain, if a comparison is going to be made …
I just take solace in the fact that I’m not the only one that remembers it… :p
Sigh…I can see it now…”You young’uns just don’t know good TV. Why, I remember back in 1991, there was a show out called…dangblastit, what was it again? Little Toons? Looney Tots? Well, it was a good’un! ‘Elelator go up! Elelator go doooown…’.”
Why…when I was your age, we didn’t have any of this new fangled 3D rendering…we had 8 Bits, and we were damn happy to get ‘em!
yeah, back when i was little. i had that bootlegged tv that always had static and those discombobulated(dunno if i spelled it right) figures on the tv screen. 5 yrs. later came the plasma screen and 1080p HD.
re: ananth’s idea…the comparison has been made…now :P
“gee ashley, what are wew going to do tonight?”
“da same thing we do every night, Mista Bear, try to get revenge on HIM…”
They’re ashley and mistah bear,
ashley and mistah bear,
one is a despot
the other covered in hair
Hawk they want to strike
because he stole her trike
its ashley, its ashley and mistah bear bear bear
__bear bear…..
XD!!!!!!
LOVE IT!
WIN. XD
I just found out about these radio show prank calls made by a little girl in Dublin. URL is: http://www.beforeiforget.co.uk/2006/little-becky/
They’re pretty hilarious, and totally reminded me of Ashley. Sorry if this is something everyone already knows about.
Honestly I see her using pc’s for her war against Hawk. But you have to admit he deserves something for taking a trike when there was car….
You know the day before I read this episode about the bleach someone at work sprayed another co-worker in the eyes with clorox bath room cleaner with bleach.
The reason for it, the co-worker who sprayed was mad that I laughed at him for sticking his mouth on a filthy sticky window and he thought it was me.
0_0 Yikes.
Glad I don’t work there…wow.
That said, one of our drafters collapsed yesterday…excitement all around, I suppose.
First comp I programed was an apple IIe… My homeroom teacher got pissed when she didnt know how to make “hello” stop scrolling across the screen. My budy has 2 apple laptops. one with OS10 and one that he trashed the apple OS for linux.. and I run a PC and laptop with windows XP. Looking at this comic, I had never realy been a huge mac fan, but I am starting to see that they are not all that bad.. though the thought that they cant get a virus is obsurd. ANY computer can get one, just that macs are not as common so hackers dont build against them as much. one day, a huge virus will sweep through macs and everyone who said it cant happen will mess their shorts. and personaly… I want the scematics for Eve.. If apple can make someone like THAT, then I will go out and buy 100 macs right now…. and spend every last penny I got buying apple stock.
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