ATTACK DOLPHINS

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Comment by Corporal Carrot
2007-02-13 07:26:50

cool, can you say Johnny mnemonic?
Jones is coming true!

 
Comment by Oni
2007-02-13 08:17:56

“Day of the Dolphin” has finally come to pass.
What’s nest Carrier pigons w/ grenades?

Comment by wedgejaeger
2007-02-13 09:27:53

didn’t they try that already?

Comment by kad
2007-02-13 09:53:14

Yeah, well, sorta… I remember an article a while back saying that dolphins were used in several missions (I think WW2, but not sure) with an explosive attached to its fin… they were essentially live torpedoes.

Comment by wedgejaeger
2007-02-13 17:19:33

no, I meant the carrier pigeons with grenades. but I could be thinking of those incindiary bats (no joke, the bats burst into flames, but by the time they got it to work we already dropped a nuke)

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Comment by mr. sleep
2007-02-14 18:39:39

i remember hearing about that too

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Rado(Frosty)
2007-02-13 11:03:45

I read somewhere they attached spears on their noses and made them learn to spear swimmers and scuba divers….it was a failed attempt…i wish i could find where i read it.

 
Comment by fdisk
2007-02-13 11:41:03

Next step:

Sharks with friggin’ lasers attached to their friggin’ heads.

Comment by underwearninja
2007-02-13 12:00:40

all we want ar figgin’ sharks with friggin’ laser beams attached to their figgin’ heads is that so hard??!!!?!?!?!1

Comment by ZiN
2007-02-13 13:52:02

Honestly people, what do I pay you for?

Comment by wedgejaeger
2007-02-13 17:20:39

ill-tempered, mutated sea bass

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Comment by concave
2007-02-15 09:47:28

would u like some chocolate mini me

 
 
Comment by mr. sleep
2007-02-14 18:41:05

I get paid!??!

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Comment by underwearninja
2007-02-13 12:01:50

you know that somehow bush is behind this…
i dunno were, i dunno when but the dolphins are going to attack.
whats next? exploding tuna??

Comment by fdisk
2007-02-13 12:10:26

I’m not a Bush lover, but the article does say that the last time they used them was in 1996. Funny that it was for a Republican convention though; maybe Clinton was hoping some of the Republicans would go for a swim in the bay after :D

 
Comment by EvilLittleGnome
2007-02-13 19:57:24

I think the article also said that they have been using dolphins for stuff like this for 35 years, so this is one that can’t be pinned on the current administration.

Though, exploding tuna sounds interesting…..

Comment by mr. sleep
2007-02-14 18:42:13

just don’t eat it

 
 
 
Comment by Karmaticbacklash
2007-02-13 13:51:24

So long, and thank you for all the fish. :)

 
Comment by Gundil
2007-02-13 16:45:27

I want one.

 
Comment by Formori
2007-02-13 19:00:46

“Okay Flipper, you go get that bad man!”

 
Comment by ElfgirlwhowantsamacbuthasaPc
2007-02-13 19:20:03

Go dolphins! first Flipper fights off sharks, now he fights off missles of dooomy

 
Comment by Walin
2007-02-13 20:51:38

I know in the past dolphins have been used by the military for various reasons, though I can’t remember what. Honestly, as cool as a guard dolphin sounds, it’s an unnecessary expenditure on an unreliable program. With so much government waste the fact that this is happening is ridiculous.

 
Comment by Thang
2007-02-13 23:32:34

I don’t know if that’s the smartest idea…poor dolphins.

 
Comment by Meric
2007-02-14 00:59:47

How much would this suck… You are swimming along and all of a sudden something bumps into your leg and the next thing you know, your leg is being pull by a rope to God knows where and when it stops there are strange men asking you questions

 
Comment by Chronos
2007-02-14 07:54:27

CNN’s source for the article:

C:/Program Files/Westwood/Red Alert 2/RA2.exe

 
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2007-04-04 10:40:44

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