9:06 AM: Woke up.
9:15 AM: Saw Hawk’s morning hair. I think he is training to go super-saiyan.
9:27 AM: Laid around in bed some more. Totally awesome.
9:32 AM: Turned on TV. Channel surfed till I came to Chuck Norris kicking a guy in the face.
10:06 AM: Chuck Norris is now having an epic battle with a biker gang. He is kicking their bikes in half.
10:37 AM: Shower.
11:12 AM: Chuck Norris is now kicking someone else’s ass. I think it’s a Chuck Norris marathon.
11:23 AM: Still watching the Chuck Norris ass-whup-athon. I come to three conclusions: 1. Every time someone gets punched by a bad guy, it sounds wimpy. 2. Every time a good guy punches a bad guy, it sounds like someone breaking boards. 3. Every time Chuck Norris punches anyone, it sounds like a Mac truck through a wall of bricks.
11:28 AM: Hawk wants his computer back because I’m too lazy to bring mine.