CAPTAIN’S LOG 5434.5435234.5523423XXDF.rwet3.3

9:06 AM: Woke up.

9:15 AM: Saw Hawk’s morning hair. I think he is training to go super-saiyan.

9:27 AM: Laid around in bed some more. Totally awesome.

9:32 AM: Turned on TV. Channel surfed till I came to Chuck Norris kicking a guy in the face.

10:06 AM: Chuck Norris is now having an epic battle with a biker gang. He is kicking their bikes in half.

10:37 AM: Shower.

11:12 AM: Chuck Norris is now kicking someone else’s ass. I think it’s a Chuck Norris marathon.

11:23 AM: Still watching the Chuck Norris ass-whup-athon. I come to three conclusions: 1. Every time someone gets punched by a bad guy, it sounds wimpy. 2. Every time a good guy punches a bad guy, it sounds like someone breaking boards. 3. Every time Chuck Norris punches anyone, it sounds like a Mac truck through a wall of bricks.

11:28 AM: Hawk wants his computer back because I’m too lazy to bring mine.

26 thoughts on “CAPTAIN’S LOG 5434.5435234.5523423XXDF.rwet3.3”

  1. You sound slightly bored :-P If I awoke to Hawk’s hair like that, I’d either do the same thing (post for all us to see), or fall out of bed laughing *remembers her own hair in the morning* . . . Oh, nevermind, hehe ^_^ Hope you’re enjoying your lazy day!

  2. Sounds more interesting than my day has been.

    6:34am Woke up.

    7:25am Got on school bus and read NewType while listening to the same some on my MP3 over and over and over…

    8:10am Arived at school

    8:20-2:21pm Sitting in my own little world while sitting in a room of torture (Aka classroom)

    So you see how I get to be so tired by the end of the day. At least I have my computer class to mess around in.

  3. I come to three conclusions: 1. Every time someone gets punched by a bad guy, it sounds wimpy. 2. Every time a good guy punches a bad guy, it sounds like someone breaking boards. 3. Every time Chuck Norris punches anyone, it sounds like a Mac truck through a wall of bricks.

    That is hilariious, but you’re getting the bill when I have to have the coffee cleaned out of my keyboard and off my screen.

  4. “9:15 AM: Saw Hawk’s morning hair. I think he is training to go super-saiyan.”

    Anath, what does the scanner say about his power level?

  5. There is a simple answer to this, Chuck Norris is the ultimate supreme being that ever lived. He will conquer our world, and then go somewhere where the anonnymous henchemen are less wimpy, and he can legally drive his ice-cream truck covered in human skulls…

  6. no chuck norris here….at least not in the last year or so.No wonder i don’t watch TV anymore.

  7. When I was in Tahoe the other week we got snowed in one of the days and couldn’t get up to Sierra, but there was this channel running a Walker Texas Ranger marathon. I watched that all day instead.

    Needless to say it was an awesome day, and much more fun than wiping out on hard snow.

  8. 9:15 AM: Saw Hawk’s morning hair. I think he is training to go super-saiyan.

    LOL. If that pic had been in a caption contest, I would have said “ApplegeekZ: Sleepy Saiyan”.

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