Oh god … this is a news report on “that dangerous code” called 1337speak. Fred, I’m looking in your direction …
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Heheh, that made me laugh. I can’t believe I missed seeing it, though! That’s totally an Ohio news station, man- I should have known about it. They play commercials on every station. ^^; Oh, well. I would have been bored, anyway.
Truth be told, I’m a teenager, and I can’t understand 75% of what that crap is, but I don’t think it’s the lingo that’s dangerous, it’s the people who use it improperly. Like guns. Yeah. :D That’d make a good bumper sticker.
OH NOES! It’s the… l337 squad! *dies laughing*
Seriously, do they really think it’s only teens that use chatspeak?
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OMG, I cant believe… haha… *dies laughing*
wow… is it really that hard to read “leet”? I mean, come on! Just use some common sense. It’s “dangerous” watch your teens closely, they’re going to take over the world.
SNARF!!!
hey everybody, guess what?! I’m NIFOC, so..you know, GYPO. Now.
i dont know if i should laugh or cry..is the world really that paranoid that a “code” used by kids makes the news..sad
omg, rofl! t3h n00bs!
Haha that was priceless. Must have been a slow day in the newsroom. And yeah, it’s all Largos fault! :)
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They had something exactly like this on one of the stations in my city. They were just as wrong about it as this thing is.
Besides, I think there are some parents out there that are WAY too involved with their kids lives. :\
Bwahaha, there’s a similar news article on the wikipedia page about the dangers of leet.
Anyone else notice the similarity between “Dangerous code” with leet, and ‘devil words’ with rock and roll, and before that 70’s style, such as groovy and such? (Calvin and Hobbes, anyone?)
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If you feel the need to obsessively monitor your kids, you are far more dangerous to them then they could ever be.
Idiots.
Oh my goodness…that just shows that some people are worried about absolutely everything.
“Oh noes, they speak in gibberish; they must be planning the downfall of civilization as we know it!! Let’s kill them!”
“Actually…that was Chinese. We’re in Chinatown.”
“Oh…nevermind then.”
Yeah…
I had no idea what half that stuff ment. lolwtfbbq
And I only know what 2 out of the 3 things I just said mean. XD
Leet speak eats english and burns eyes. It IS dangerous. To those who are grammar nuts, anyways. XD
which one do you not know? bbq?
The sad thing is that, while watching it, I realized that the news station was one of my local ones. I spent half the time going “that voice sounds really familar…” and then noticed the station logo
By any chance you got their number or website? I’d like to tell them to watch out for binary… it’s underground right now, but it’s coming! 1011001010101
No really, gimme their website!!
Since it didn’t seem to post the first time, let’s try thing again. The website is wbns10tv.com
hahahahaha…i really dont see how people cant understand that…it looks the same as other type…blegh
Since when was LOL considered 1337? What the heck does NIFOC and GYPO mean (I have honestly never seen the majority of those examples in my days traversing the net, and I’m a WebDiver dangit).
I wonder if the parents recognize any acronym? What about military ones like FUBAR and SNAFU? Better yet, hows this going to affect Tech Support. “IP? You sexual predator you!”
It just had to be a local station, I’m moving now.
::facepalms:: The stupid things small-town stations do. At least Ohio’s a blue state now. As for l337 being a dangerous code, any creative-minded person can look at a screen and puzzle out most of what’s going on. My mother, who never touches computers unless she absolutely has to, managed to read all of the l337 dude’s dialogue in MT (and had a blast, by the way).
I agree that parents who don’t give their kids the independence to make mistakes are the real danger, but it’s partly the fault of alarmist programming like this that makes parents paranoid in the first place. Instead of reporting psuedo “close-to-home” pieces like this, how about some world news instead? Keeping one’s eyes focused only on one’s neighborhood and city will make you blind to the rest of the world under the pretext of “addressing the issues”.
Given your assumption, this should make you take notice. That “small-town station” is WBNS-10 out of Columbus, the capital city. These aren’t just some rural county rednecks out for more soundbite commentary on the dangers of the outside world.
I’ve never been big into 1337, but it scares me when the self appointed cultural “experts” get rattled enough by a new concept to begin attacking it. It proves that as a culture, we still have a long ways to go.
It should also be mentioned that not only is it the capitol city of my home state, but according to the latest census, it is (if memory serves) the 17th largest city in the United States in terms of population.
That makes things just a little more frightening.
15th, actually, but yeah, the newscasters are as bad as they are anywhere about over-sensationalizing the *dangers* lurking in society. Anything, everything, and everybody is out to get you, so you better watch our report to find out who it is today.
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darn they cut off my message. i hate this they should be more worried that a terrorist is going to blow up something than they should be about l337. go to wikipedia and look up the history of l337. dam n00bs >
hahaahahahah.. OMFG, wtf are parents going to do we start coding in Binary?!? i say wet them selves!
wow, I wish the media wasn’t so ignorant about the internet and gaming and such. looking at the video I see about only two sources of information, some teenager who was probably payed to say the things he did about using acronyms, not “leetspeak” as they would like to call it, and this ‘cyber investigator’, a glorified point-and-clicker with an opinion . I’m sure some Executive producer just saw their kid saying LMAO or LOL and got overcurious. Media, please quit trying to scare us.
My EVIL 1337 MINIONS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! MWAHAHAHAHA… wait… /\/\w4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4!!!
OMG you have got to be kidding me! next there will be a 20 minuite brief on Pig latin!
Why did it have to be a news cast from a station in the state I live -_-* This is almost as bad as a piece a saw on the news last night where they were hounding a airport cop for parking his truck in a 30 minute zone during his shifts. When he told them hey I get free parking from the airport leave me be, the news crew went to city hall and reported the guy for parking there. How is this even news? To me its just some guy with a camera harrassing a city employee for nothing.
ROTFLMAO
I swear if this nation’s media gets any more petty…id10ts
Incedently…PH34R M3…
Here’s some leetspeak:
“American”.
Whats that mean, you ask?
“Over Reacting Dumbasses”
|-|3llz y34|-|!
ph33r teh acronym!
Talk about a slow news day. The best part? The hopelessly clue-free anchorpeople giving the lead-in.
i thought this definition of nifoc was pretty damn funny.
(chat) NIFOC - Naked in front of computer. Possibly also typing with one hand.
(http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/NIFOC)
“possibly also”
still no idea what gypo means though.
According to NetLingo.com (I googled for it and that was the only place I found that had the answer), it stands for Get Your Pants Off.
Can we say lame, boys and girls? I knew you could =]
Stop…stop killing my brain please O_o
Sad thing is, I recall my local station doing something similar about a year ago.
My parents laughed. ^^
Before you know it, there’re be a report on MMOG’s and how they can be used to support subversive communities.
…
oh, wait, they just printed that on a newspaper here -__-
And where I am, they did an article on the Gender of characters in MMO’s…
Apparently, “THE INTERNET IS SPAWN OF … HECK! YES. HECK. BECAUSE WE DON’T LIKE BAD WORDS. D
you know, gamers and hackers (and even some of us that aren’t quite so involved) should start coding to eachother in binary, then we really might make people afraid… that their kids are turning into ROBOTS! Muhahaha.
But seriously, it’s just yet another dialect of english. In Canada alone i can’t count how many different ways there are to speak, yet we all understand eachother?
Parents really should take the media with a grain of salt.
My spleen…..the laughter is too much….tell my girlfriend I love her….*dead*
I can’t say anything but WTF?! Come on, if any of these persons knew anything, they would know that this isn’t a code language, at least not against parents. It’s just a fun way of communicating over the internet. Some of what they showed wasn’t even leetspeak. Stuff like lol are just abbrevations, made to make the written language faster. “But oh god, think of the children!”.
UH…is anyone else getting a weird lag at YouTube today? Like sound playing but the page won’t load further than the title?
Or am i just a freak of nature and god hates me?=[
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Cos u can find porn on google!…but…google is on the internets…So…Internets are evil!
God, i should be reporting for Fox news!!
I have a harder time reading broken, shortened English than I do with reading L337 5p34k.
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They didn’t really show any examples of 1337 in its prime though. That was mostly just acronym stuff. I was actually hoping they’d tell us what GYPO was. lol
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gypo=get your pants off
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This man is the king of l33t 5p34k
L33t in Jeopardy
I remember that from when it was first broadcasted. It made me so ridiculously happy.
this happened with a local tv station here a few years ago (i lie in edmonton, the capitol city of alberta) and i laughed for a good ten minutes. my mom, however, started asking what the hell i was doing on the internet. that’s the most scary part, mistrust between parents and kids.
I’m as much a gamer as anyone else but I refuse to speak as if I’ve had a massive brain injury. I see no point in speeking l337. Learn to pass english class like the rest of us.
dude, maybe you do have a massive brain injury, cuz youre not lazy like the rest of the world
Not so much lazy. More like coherent.
The Chosen One must speak on this,
lol tahts t3h suxor!
Leave it to the media to blow this whole thing so blazingly out of proportion.
It’s frikin’ replacing letters with numbers and symbols. Seriously people. And “ADIP” and “LOL”? Frikin anagrams.
[sighs and rubs temples] Gawd only knows what horrible linguistic threat parents will have to be on the lookout for in the next ten years. Kids speaking with British lingo? Learning sign language?
[sigh and groan]
The Chosen One has spoken. Heed and obey.
weres dr. who when you nee him? heh this is gonna turn into something from v for vendetta i know it.
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Most of the l33t I know comes from Megatokyo. Does that make Fred an enabler? (I’m sure someone’s already declared Dom an enabler-or worse-so I won’t ask.)
you live a sheltered life dont you?
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