Today’s guest comic is from the talented Shannon Hommerbocker! She decided to show the other Applegeeks girls some love.
Shannon and I actually went bowling a little while ago. I’d meant to post about this earlier, but now seems like an appropriate time. We decided to go, somewhat on a whim, and on the way there I asked her,
“So … uh … have you ever bowled before?”
She batted her eyelashes at me and replied, “Oh, you know, only a few times … it’s been a while.”
Had I known then what I knew now, I would probably have replied with something along the lines of “WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES“
Yeah, turns out she grew up bowling with her mom. In leagues. Long story short, I got my ass handed to me. It was fucking hilarious. And I have some photos that hopefully will amuse you.
I should have known something was up when she had her own pair of bowling shoes in the car. Mine are rentals.
Shannon gives me her game face. Yeah, I should have seen the signs. THE SIGNS OF AN ASSWHUPPING
So let’s do a little comparison … here’s me …
And here’s Shannon …
NO I’M NOT BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC
So yeah … that’s that.
I’ve actually come to be fascinated by bowling since then … next time I’ll talk about bowling and old people. It’ll be interesting, I swear.