Today’s guest comic is from the talented Shannon Hommerbocker! She decided to show the other Applegeeks girls some love.
Shannon and I actually went bowling a little while ago. I’d meant to post about this earlier, but now seems like an appropriate time. We decided to go, somewhat on a whim, and on the way there I asked her,

“So … uh … have you ever bowled before?”

She batted her eyelashes at me and replied, “Oh, you know, only a few times … it’s been a while.”

Had I known then what I knew now, I would probably have replied with something along the lines of “WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES“

Yeah, turns out she grew up bowling with her mom. In leagues. Long story short, I got my ass handed to me. It was fucking hilarious. And I have some photos that hopefully will amuse you.

I should have known something was up when she had her own pair of bowling shoes in the car. Mine are rentals.

Shannon gives me her game face. Yeah, I should have seen the signs. THE SIGNS OF AN ASSWHUPPING

So let’s do a little comparison … here’s me …

And here’s Shannon …

NO I’M NOT BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC

So yeah … that’s that.

I’ve actually come to be fascinated by bowling since then … next time I’ll talk about bowling and old people. It’ll be interesting, I swear.

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