DEAR SIR,

WE WOULD LIKE TO DEVELOP BUSINESS RELATIONS WITH YOU BY ESTABLISHING A TRUST AGREEMENT WHEREBY YOU SHALL HOLD, MANAGE INVEST AND DISTRIBUTE ALL ASSESTS RECEIVED FROM US IN … blah blah BLAH.

Okay, okay … so the e-mails about the Nicaraguan princess who needed to be rescued so that I might take a share of the secret cache of money that she had hidden away didn’t work … I AM a tricky fellow, it takes more than that to pull a fast one on me.

BUT OH MY GOD YOU CAPITALIZED IT ALL! TO PUT EMPHASIS ON THE URGENCY OF MY REPLY! SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND YOUR DIRE NEED FOR MY COOPERATION! HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO GO REPLY TO THEM RIGHT NOW! TO TAKE HOLD OF THEIR ASSESTS! WAIT, WHAT’S THAT?! THE MESSAGE WAS SO IMPORTANT AND URGENT THAT YOU COULDN’T USE A FUCKING SPELLCHECK?!

DEAR LORD SO STUPID

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