You would not believe how many old guys wearing speedos there were at the beach … The fat people actually don’t bother me so much, because they were all dressed decently … but SPEEDOS?! And I’m talking on anyone, not just old people here. Sure, swimming is one thing - I’m told wearing less makes you more aerodynamic underwater (?), but … guh … please, it’s the beach. Don’t inflict yourself on my eyes!

*is stabbed in the eyes by a speedo*

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